Commentary:
"Quitting my job to focus on being in love, because who needs a paycheck when you have unlimited love and poor financial decisions to make? 
#Priorities"
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- Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?
- The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
- When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
- We decided to have money instead of children.
- At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.
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"Priorities, am I right?
Who needs to save the world when you can save your shoe collection instead? #TimeTravelGoals" -
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Ah, the eternal dance of financial responsibility versus YOLO mentality!
It's like trying to balance your piggy bank on one foot while doing the Cha-Cha slide. 
Just remember, you can't spell "YOLO" without "LOL" – so embrace the budgeting rollercoaster with a side of laughter! 
#BrokeButFabulous -
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"Who needs love handles when you've got snacks to hold on to?
Looks like this is a case of sacrificing intimacy for instant noodles. 
Embracing the foodie life, one bite at a time… even if it means struggling with zippers. 
#FoodieProblems" -
Commentary:
"Looks like avoiding a civil war comes down to practicality, not just fighting spirit!
Who has time for battle when there's bills to pay and deadlines to meet? Let's settle our differences over coffee breaks instead, shall we? 
#OfficeLifeWars" -
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"Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers
Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? 
#Priorities" -
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"Rise and shine, early birds!
Let's make time for both coffee and a healthy serving of my BS – it's the most important meal of the day! 
#MorningBanter" -
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"Stay hydrated, folks!
Avoid drama by keeping your bladder busy. Who needs reality TV when you've got nature's call to answer to? Stay hydrated, stay drama-free! " -
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"Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance?
Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 
#BeautyOverBrains" -
Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can swipe right on a delicious meal?
Let's be real, food delivery folks bring joy and sustenance straight to your doorstep – they truly deliver in more ways than one! 
#FoodOverDudes"
Top Funny Priorities Quotes
- Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?
- The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
- When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
- We decided to have money instead of children.
- At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.
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