56 Funny response quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

  Commentary:
  Job interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" 🤔
  Me: "I would say my biggest weakness is listening." 😂👂 Sounds like I have plenty of room for personal growth!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

  Commentary:
  "Mastering the art of passive-aggressiveness with just two words: 'wow ok' 💁‍♂️📧 #EmailEtiquette"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

  Commentary:
  "Them: 'Ugh, could you be more annoying?' Me: 'Oh God, yes!' 🙄😝 Who knew annoying could be so achievable, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

  Commentary:
  "Let's start a movement to make confusion the new trend in professional communication 👩‍💼📧 Embrace the chaos and let your colleagues know you're just as lost as they are! 🤪💻 #EmailEtiquette"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'do you trust me?' test – a true gambit of relationships! 🤔 Responding with 'well, I trust you to be you' might guarantee honesty, but it also comes with a free side of awkwardness and a dash of sass! 😆 Remember folks, sometimes it's better to just smile and nod… 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️🔍 Ah, the classic "Creepy Steve" scenario in every true crime podcast! It's like a game of Clue where the suspect's name is practically screaming "Guilty!" from the get-go. But hey, at least we can always rely on the community to have a unanimously agreed-upon nickname for the potential suspect, right? "Creepy Steve" strikes again! 🔎🚨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age when hearing someone in their 20s complain about getting old feels like a distant memory 🙄😂 Embrace the wisdom that comes with age, and remember: 40 is just a number, not a reason to make us feel ancient! 🎉 #AgeIsJustANumber #FeelingYoungAtHeart

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the art of passive-aggressive politeness at its finest 👏 You're always welcome for those unsolicited 'You're welcome!' moments. After all, who needs a thank you when you've got a flair for comedic assertiveness, am I right? 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about standing out from the crowd on Bumble! 🦹‍♂️ Who knew a dark sense of humor could attract so much attention? 👀 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone brings a chainsaw to the first date! 🔪😂 Just another day in the unpredictable world of online dating! 📱💔

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

  Commentary:
  "I appreciate your email, but it seems I'm on a very important 'sea to stone' mission at the moment. 🌊💼 No worries though, I'll be back soon to tackle those emails like a rockstar! 😄🤘"

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