Wordgag ツ

2 months ago
Share →: “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Commentary:
"Why let AI play telephone with my emails? 😂🤖📧 #ICanReadMyself"
2 months ago
Share →: The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Commentary:
"When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️"
2 months ago
Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Commentary:
"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"
3 months ago
Share →: You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical powers of Google, saving us from the 'lost in translation' moments from last night's bar conversations 🍸🧐 Let's just hope our Google searches don't judge us too hard! 💬🔍"
3 months ago
Share →: Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when "till death do us part" had a quicker turnaround time! 💍⏳ Seems like back then, even life sentence meant something else entirely! 😂 #MarriageForLifeButWhoseLife
3 months ago
Share →: Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Commentary:
Oh no, classic strategy! When in doubt, just double down on the weirdness! 🤪 It's like trying to put out a fire by throwing more fire on it 🔥🔥 Who knew being awkward could be so much fun? 😅 #awkwardturtle
3 months ago
Share →: We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Commentary:
Well, talk about starting a conversation with a bang 🔥💥! It seems like this mother-in-law's decision caught everyone off guard – talk about dropping a hot tea bombshell! 😂 Let's just hope the temperature isn't cranked up too high for this family get-together! 🫖🧥 #TeaTimeTales
3 months ago
Share →: It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Commentary:
"Oops, I guess 'stunning' can be quite the double-edged sword! 😂 Maybe next time specify if you're going for 'stunning like a rainbow' or 'stunning like a deer in headlights.' 🌈🦌 #OopsDidIDoThat"
3 months ago
Share →: Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took the concept of "go with the flow" a bit too literally! 🤣 Clearly, they were trying to win with their superior skills in nodding and thumbs-upping. 🙌 Maybe next time they should consider throwing in a mic drop for good measure! 🎤🤷‍♂️ #AgreeToDisagree
3 months ago
Share →: Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Commentary:
🤣 "Told my homie I was 'going through it' and he just said 'go around it'." Sometimes the simplest solutions are the funniest! This friend clearly believes in taking the scenic route to problem-solving. 🛣️😂