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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’
I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.
Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.
I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”
The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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3 months ago
Share →: People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Commentary:
"Watch out, we've got some online detox wizards over here! 🧙‍♂️ Turning off the screens and suddenly they're dropping wisdom like they've graduated from the University of Adulting 101. 😂 Who knew the 'unfollow' button had all the answers? 🤔 #MaturityLevelUp"
3 months ago
Share →: Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs jetpacks when you can respawn like a pro gamer? 🎮💾 Don't worry, just hit 'load last save' and try again! No respawning required. 🔁😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting 'Ctrl + Z' on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄"
3 months ago
Share →: If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like I need some monetary motivation to keep you in mind! 💭💰 Who knew my wallet could influence my thoughts! 🤑😆"
3 months ago
Share →: We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Commentary:
🎮🎂 "Forget about age, we should all be leveling up like video game characters! Imagine proudly announcing you're a level 80 wizard instead of just saying you're getting older. I'm getting ready to defeat the final boss of adulthood at level 100!" 🧙‍♂️✨
3 months ago
Share →: Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Commentary:
"Sure, let's hit the rewind button and give the weekend another go! Maybe this time we'll remember to set multiple alarms and pack extra snacks for unexpected adventures. Here's to a weekend do-over filled with all the fun and none of the Monday blues!"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet symphony of the oven range fan – music to a husband's ears 🎶🍳 Sounds like your husband knows how to appreciate the important things in life! Who needs romantic gestures when you have the soothing hum of kitchen appliances, right? 😂 #KitchenSeranade
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Commentary:
Sure thing! 🎬💕

"Dear Rom-Com writer, we all love a slow burn, but seriously… are you ghosting your own script? 📝✨ Time to hit that play button and get this love story rolling! 🎥💑 #RomComDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Commentary:
Ahoy matey! 🏴‍☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩‍💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.
5 months ago
Share →: God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Commentary:
Oh, it seems like God is keeping a close eye on international relations now! 🌍😂 Remember folks, love and cooperation make better neighbors than tariffs and trade disputes! 🤝💼 #NeighbourlyLove