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Funny state quotes
Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.
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Feb 5, 2025
Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.
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Feb 1, 2025
You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.
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Jan 28, 2025
The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.
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Jan 27, 2025
My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.
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Jan 26, 2025
I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.
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Jan 26, 2025
The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.
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Jan 25, 2025
Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.
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Jan 24, 2025
I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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Jan 20, 2025
I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.