31 Funny state quotes

• Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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  2 hours ago

  anxiety, curiosity, explode, explosion, Google, googled, humor, just, mental, mental state, state, sun

• Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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  9 hours ago

  God, gratitude, humor, i, joint, joints, law, marijuana, medical, medical marijuana, need, pain, pain relief, relief, state, state law, thanks

• I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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  3 weeks ago

  12, animal, childhood, cow, debt, fair, finger, funny memory, gesture, humor, i, karmic, karmic debt, memory, middle, middle finger, state, state fair, still, time

• What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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  1 month ago

  called, confusion, desire, horny, humor, libido, mental, mental state, mentally, physical, physical response, physically, response, sexuality, state, want

• “Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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  2 months ago

  alone, alone time, favorite, favourite, humor, introvert, life, mood, relaxation, social, social life, state, time, unavailable

• If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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  2 months ago

  amusement, annoyance, annoyed, attitude, emotion, enter, figure, God, hack, humor, improvement, life, life hack, mindset, mode, motivation, much, positivity, pretty, self, self-improvement, state

• Social media is mental suicide.

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  2 months ago

  exaggeration, health, humor, life, media, mental, mental health, mental state, modern, modern life, network, social, social media, social network, state, suicide, technology

• (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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  2 months ago

  coping, depressed, depression, doing, emotional, emotional state, ever, good, guy, health, humor, mental, mental health, met, mood, most, pretty, self-deprecation, state

• Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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  2 months ago

  answering, email, emails, fake, forest, frustration, jaw, mental, mental state, mentally, physically, screaming, smile, state, stress, work

• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, distraction, feeling, geopolitics, global, humor, information, internet, little, media, much, phone, relief, remember, scroll, scrolling, smartphone, spend, state, stress, stress relief, time

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