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Funny state quotes bring a hilarious twist to regional pride, making you laugh while celebrating where you’re from! 😂 Whether you’re from the sunny beaches of California 🌴 or the snowy hills of Vermont ❄️, these witty sayings capture the quirks and charm of every place. Get ready to giggle, relate, and maybe even share with your fellow state-lovers! 🗺️✨ #StatePride #LaughOutLoud

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Social media is mental suicide.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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