Funny quotes state

Funny state quotes

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

2 months ago

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

2 months ago

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

2 months ago

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

2 months ago

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

2 months ago

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

2 months ago

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

2 months ago

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

3 months ago

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

3 months ago