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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Making waves on Pinterest:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Going viral on YouTube:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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20 Funny state quotes

Funny state quotes bring a hilarious twist to regional pride, making you laugh while celebrating where you’re from! 😂 Whether you’re from the sunny beaches of California 🌴 or the snowy hills of Vermont ❄️, these witty sayings capture the quirks and charm of every place. Get ready to giggle, relate, and maybe even share with your fellow state-lovers! 🗺️✨ #StatePride #LaughOutLoud

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3 days ago
Share →: If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅
4 days ago
Share →: The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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Sounds like I've reached the advanced level of mental gymnastics 🤔😂 #MasterMind 🌟🧠
6 days ago
Share →: I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Leveling up to 'Human Espresso' status! ☕🚀😎
6 days ago
Share →: People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
6 days ago
Share →: The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂
3 weeks ago
Share →: Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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"Looks like my brain is running on low power mode! 🤖🧠🔋"
1 month ago
Share →: Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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"When your brain reaches Zen mode because it's too busy screaming internally 😅🧘‍♂️🔥"
2 months ago
Share →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶‍♂️👀💭😂"
2 months ago
Share →: If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Commentary:
"Catch 'em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops"
2 months ago
Share →: My brain is on airplane mode today.

Commentary:
"Looks like my thought process took a vacation without me! ✈️🧠😴"

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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My life is based on a true story.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Breaking via Messenger:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Spotted on TikTok:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Trending via YouTube:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Just shared via X:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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