81 Funny wrong quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they're just 'resting their eyes' until the next nap adventure! 😴😂 #SleepDenial"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

  Commentary:
  "When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

  Commentary:
  "When even the error message throws in the towel, you know it's time to close the laptop and ask your toaster for tech support instead! 😂🍞💻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

  Commentary:
  "When asking your girl what's wrong is the real investment risk. 🕵️‍♂️📉💸"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

  Commentary:
  "You're like a Picasso painting – wonderfully abstract and delightfully puzzling! 🎨😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

  Commentary:
  "When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Going to the strip club and sighing until one of the dancers asks me what's wrong. Apparently, my sad face is not a hit on the stage 🤷‍♂️. Maybe I should stick to being a professional wallflower 🌸💃 #SadButFabulous"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perilous world of pillow selection – where one wrong choice can turn a peaceful night's sleep into a chiropractic emergency! 💥😂 Who knew we'd reach an age when a fluffed cushion could be our ultimate foe? Watch out for those treacherously fluffy temptations, my friends! 😆🛌"

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