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50 Funny awkward moment quotes

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

69 but we both just farting.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Farting, but with eye contact.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025