Funny quotes awkward moment

54 Funny awkward moment quotes

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

2 weeks ago

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

2 weeks ago

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

2 weeks ago

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

2 weeks ago

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

3 weeks ago

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

1 month ago

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

1 month ago

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

1 month ago

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

1 month ago

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

1 month ago

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

2 months ago

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

2 months ago

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

2 months ago

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

2 months ago

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

2 months ago

69 but we both just farting.

3 months ago

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

3 months ago

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

3 months ago

Farting, but with eye contact.

3 months ago

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

3 months ago