64 Funny awkward moment quotes

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

  Commentary:
  Trying to Shazam a song in a crowded place: just casually performing my one-man band audition over here! 🎶🔨🤦‍♂️

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

  Commentary:
  That's literally my spirit animal: the disappearing ninja of awkward chats! 🥷😅💨

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like his chest might need an eviction notice! 😂🏠🎙️

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

  Commentary:
  Enjoying that premium silent service experience! 🤫🚗😄

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

  Commentary:
  Spreading awkwardness like confetti at a party! 🎉🤦‍♂️🕺

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

  Commentary:
  Can't a person parallel park without an audience? It’s like they're judging my reverse Oscars performance 😅🚗🎭

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

  Commentary:
  When you hit the base where she checks if you're lost or just brave enough to try flirting 😂🚩

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦‍♂️

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

  Commentary:
  📱💥 Who knew your phone was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy? From acrobatics to home decor rearrangement, it's a full-on performance every time it takes a tumble! Just remember, in the world of phone physics, anything can happen – except a graceful landing on the bed! 🤹‍♂️✨

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