57 Funny awkward moment quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.
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  1 month ago

  View →: That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.
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  1 month ago

  View →: That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
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  1 month ago

  View →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”
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  1 month ago

  View →: Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.
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  2 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.
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  2 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!
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  2 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.
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  3 months ago

  View →: “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.
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  3 months ago

  View →: That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.
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  3 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
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  3 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.
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  3 months ago

  View →: In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.
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  4 months ago

  View →: 69 but we both just farting.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Farting, but with eye contact.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.
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  4 months ago

  View →: An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.
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  4 months ago

  View →: How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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