89 Funny awkward moment quotes

• The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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  15 hours ago

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• I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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  1 month ago

  awkward, awkward moment, cover, eat, eating, hate, humor, i, magazine, magazine cover, me, moment, someone, stare, stares, while

• Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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  2 months ago

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• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bodily, bodily function, call, elevator, everyone, function, humor, i, mating, moment, noise, silence, silent, stomach, whale

• Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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  2 months ago

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• (british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bra, British, flirtation, guy, humor, intimate, moment, right, unhooking

• Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, big, bonk, comparison, feels, funny comparison, hammer, head, moment, music, music recognition, public, recognition, same, Shazam, song, taking, yourself

• Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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  2 months ago

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• Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, chest, girl, girls, humor, i, laid, last, laugh, laughing, me, moment, relationship, time

• I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, both, conversation, driver, full, hell, humor, i, love, moment, passenger, quiet, ride, shut, silence, transportation, Uber

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