16 Funny goal quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.
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  5 days ago

  View →: My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.
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  3 months ago

  View →: A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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  3 months ago

  View →: One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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