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12 Funny goal quotes

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

1 month ago

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

2 months ago

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

3 months ago

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

3 months ago

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

3 months ago

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

3 months ago

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

3 months ago

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

3 months ago

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

3 months ago

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

3 months ago

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

3 months ago

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

3 months ago