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- My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.
- Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.
- My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.
- If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
- My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.
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- A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
- My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.
- Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.
- My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
- My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.
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