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12 Funny goal quotes

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap.

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025