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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Making waves on Telegram:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Just landed via Discord:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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Reported on TikTok:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Live now on Slack:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Just landed via Messenger:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Live now on WeChat:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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