33 Funny goal quotes

• Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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  3 weeks ago

  connect, connection, cry, crying, frustration, goal, humor, laptop, new, printer, technology, three, times

• Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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  1 month ago

  aging, cherry, cherry tomato, dream, dream job, fun, gardening, getting, goal, goals, grow, growing, growing plant, humor, job, land, life, life goal, older, plant, success, things, tomato, transition

• Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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  2 months ago

  adventure, choice, country, drug, drugs, foreign, foreign country, goal, guys, humor, kid, kids, life, life choice, main, marriage, married, travel, want, why

• Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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  2 months ago

  communication, couple, couple humor, eye, eye roll, funny relationship, goal, humor, relationship, relationship goal, roll, rolls, sarcasm

• Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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  2 months ago

  always, aspiration, childhood, ever, goal, humor, i, life, life goal, little, retire, wanted

• My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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  2 months ago

  back, childlike, childlike wonder, five-year, five-year plan, goal, growth, happiness, joy, personal, personal growth, plan, whimsy, wonder

• When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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  2 months ago

  adult, bed, bedtime, childhood, early, food, goal, goals, home, humor, junk, junk food, kid, nap, parenting, punishment, realization, realize, snack, stay, stay home, take

• Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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  2 months ago

  20, cream, goal, going, humor, i, ice, ice cream, internship, job, learn, me, piano, procrastination, read, reflection, self, self-reflection, study, summer, try

• I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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  2 months ago

  breakfast, eats, every, fitness, goal, grapefruit, half, happiness, happy, health, humor, i, irony, kind, lifestyle, morning, motivation, person, runs, self-improvement, want

• Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, discussing, favorite, friendship, girl, girl humor, girl talk, goal, goals, humor, interaction, men, minutes, planning, shoe, six, social, social interaction, talk, talking, trip

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