110 Funny hot quotes

• It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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  5 months ago

  back, finger, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, inside, just, me, reaction, sarcasm, shadow, summer, sun, temperature, weather

• It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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  5 months ago

  bitching, breaking, complaining, frustration, heat, here, hot, hot weather, humor, just, moaning, sweat, weather

• Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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  5 months ago

  body, body care, care, eat, eat right, health, hot, humor, i, ID, imagination, imagine, right, self, self-care

• Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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  5 months ago

  blacksmith, cold, cold water, cooking, feel, frying, frying pan, hot, hot pan, humor, kitchen, me, metaphor, pan, putting, running, sink, water

• Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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  5 months ago

  activity, along, app, apps, base, baseball, baseball game, beer, dating, dating app, dog, dogs, drinking, eating, first base, game, hot, hot dog, humor, line, social, social activity, start, time, working

• Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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  5 months ago

  40, attraction, coworker, distance, feet, hot, hours, humor, just, office, proximity, time, week, work

• Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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  5 months ago

  algorithm, gods, hot, humor, i, just, let, media, online, post, revenge, selfie, social, social media, work

• I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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  5 months ago

  clothing, dental, dental floss, fashion, floss, hot, humor, i, joke, lingerie, put, red, wanted, wear

• I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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  5 months ago

  cheating, chili, concert, day, emotional, emotional pain, ever, feel, found, heartbreak, hot, i, me, music, pain, pepper, red, Red Hot Chili Pepper, relationship, wife

• I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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  5 months ago

  attraction, boyfriend, Funny, hot, humor, i, know, stranger, strangers, want

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