114 Funny hot quotes

• Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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• It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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  2 weeks ago

  awkward, contact, direct, dog, eating, eye, eye contact, feel, hot, hot dog, humor, interaction, just, social, social interaction, weird, while

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  2 weeks ago

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• It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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  2 weeks ago

  back, finger, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, inside, just, me, reaction, sarcasm, shadow, summer, sun, temperature, weather

• It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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  2 weeks ago

  bitching, breaking, complaining, frustration, heat, here, hot, hot weather, humor, just, moaning, sweat, weather

• Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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  2 weeks ago

  body, body care, care, eat, eat right, health, hot, humor, i, ID, imagination, imagine, right, self, self-care

• Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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  blacksmith, cold, cold water, cooking, feel, frying, frying pan, hot, hot pan, humor, kitchen, me, metaphor, pan, putting, running, sink, water

• Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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  2 weeks ago

  40, attraction, coworker, distance, feet, hot, hours, humor, just, office, proximity, time, week, work

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