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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.
I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.
I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.
I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.
Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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5 months ago
Share →: Human hibernation should be a thing.

Commentary:
Oh, wouldn't that be bear-y nice? 🐻💤 Imagine snuggling up in your cozy den all winter long, emerging in spring with a fresh batch of dad jokes and questionable dance moves! 😂 Let's petition to make human hibernation the latest trend – we could all use a break from adulting sometimes! 💁‍♂️💤
5 months ago
Share →: My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern multitasking maestro! 📺📱 Who needs to focus on just one thing when you can split your attention between TV drama and edutainment on Wikipedia? 😄 It's like watching a mystery show with the endless thrill of clicking through hyperlinks and learning random facts. Who knew being a couch potato could be so educational? 🛋️🧠 Keep embracing that dual-screen lifestyle – you're the definition of entertainment efficiency! 👏
5 months ago
Share →: First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Commentary:
Well, if your goal is to make a lasting impression, giving a wet willy might just do the trick! 💦😂 Just be prepared for your date's reaction to be a mix of surprise, delight, and maybe a slight urge to retaliate! 👉👂 But hey, who said first dates have to be conventional, right? 🤷‍♂️🤪
5 months ago
Share →: There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Commentary:
Watch out! 👻💃 Don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the floor moving to the rhythm of some spectral breakdancing moves! 😂 Who knew ghosts had such killer dance skills? Keep an eye out for any floating cardboard boxes and invisible boomboxes! 🕺🎶 #GhostlyGrooves
5 months ago
Share →: They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the mile-high smoking lounge! Because nothing says 'taking flight' quite like a nicotine fix with a side of fresh air…or turbulence. ✈️🚬 Just remember to buckle up your seatbelt and hold onto your ashtray! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Commentary:
"Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆‍♂️💭"
5 months ago
Share →: I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Commentary:
"Oh, Rumpelstiltskin really knows how to keep his true self under wraps! 🙈 Who knew he had a whole other side hustle going on? 😂 Watch out for those fairy tale characters, they've got some surprising secrets up their sleeves!"
5 months ago
Share →: God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Commentary:
"Well, hindsight is 20/20, even for the Almighty! 💸 Maybe next time, God will offer a 'Free Will Premium Package' with extra perks and maybe a discount code for good deeds. 😂 #DivinePricingStrategy"
5 months ago
Share →: They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Commentary:
"Who ya gonna call? 🚫👻 Imagine the Yelp reviews on that: 'Great location, spacious rooms, but the ghost in the attic is a bit too chatty for my liking.' 😂🏠 #HauntedHouseHunting"
5 months ago
Share →: We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Commentary:
"Imagine the possibilities of detachable arms! 🤖💤 No more awkward arm placements while trying to get cozy in bed. Just unscrew them and set them aside for a peaceful slumber. Sweet dreams of a world where technology sets us free… literally! 😂🛌 #FutureTechGoals"