49 Funny later quotes

• I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

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  6 days ago

  16, buy, coin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, i, investment, just, later, meme, meme coin, money, profit, sell, thinking, trading, weeks, wishful, wishful thinking, worth

• The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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  6 days ago

  28, 28 Years Later, Brit, culture, hell, humor, just, later, live, normal, reaction, rest, thing, while, world, year’s

• I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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  6 days ago

  cleverness, comeback, humor, insult, insults, intelligence, intelligent, later, looking, realize, roast, sarcasm, thoughts, three, wit

• Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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  6 days ago

  casual, false, false god, God, humor, invitation, later, man, pull, slang, worship

• I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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  6 days ago

  boss, caught, i, kid, kids, later, me, minutes, office, outside, pot, prank, smoking, smoking pot, workplace

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  6 days ago

  30, again, agree, anger, back, board, board of directors, chat, communication, conflict, conflict resolution, directors, forgiveness, friends, group, group chat, humor, later, mad, means, minutes, relationship, resolution, told

• Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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  7 days ago

  account, adulthood, adulting, budgeting, day, days, finance, financial, financial struggle, humor, later, money, money transfer, myself, personal, personal finance, relatable, save, savings, savings account, struggle, three, transfer, wild

• Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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  7 days ago

  balance, being, conversation, crazy, dynamic, female, female friendship, friendship, friendship dynamic, humor, insane, insanity, later, minutes, normal, personality, relationship, taking, thirty, trade, turn-taking

• I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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  1 week ago

  bad, being, coping, coping mechanism, emotion, health, humor, joke, jokes, later, making, mechanism, mental, mental health, mood, sad, sadness, self-awareness, situation, three

• I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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  1 week ago

  floor, fortune, hope, humor, i, later, luck, money, optimism, wish

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