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  • Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

    Commentary:
    “Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should’ve scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰”

  • When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

    Commentary:
    “Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins”

  • I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

    Commentary:
    “Promises made after a night of regrets and headaches! 🍻😅 #JustOneMoreTime #TheStruggleIsReal”

  • Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

    Commentary:
    Well, that’s one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄

  • I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

    Commentary:
    “Come on over and let’s be antisocial together! 📱😂 Who needs face-to-face conversations when we’ve got phone screens to keep us company, am I right? #ModernGathering”

  • Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips”

  • Later is the best time to do anything.

    Commentary:
    “Later is the best time to do anything…said every procrastinator ever! 🕰️⏳ Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, right? Just remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets to sleep in! 😜 #ProcrastinationNation”

  • Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

    Commentary:
    “Your twenties are like playing a game where you spend all your energy collecting Monopoly money only to realize you’d rather be playing Candy Land 🎲🍭 #AdultingFail”

  • Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s laying down the law with some ‘Golden Rule’ vibes! 😂 Watch out, folks – pick your battles wisely, or you might just end up on the receiving end of karma! 🤷‍♂️ #TreatOthersAsYouWantToBeTreated”

  • The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

    Commentary:
    “Life is a crazy rollercoaster ride, and sometimes we have to embrace the madness to truly experience its full flavor! 🎢🤪 Let’s dive headfirst into the chaos and make some unforgettable memories along the way! 🌪️😜”

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