Funny quotes later

30 Funny later quotes

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

2 weeks ago

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

4 weeks ago

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

1 month ago

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

1 month ago

Later is the best time to do anything.

1 month ago

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

2 months ago

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

3 months ago

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

3 months ago

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

3 months ago

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

3 months ago

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

3 months ago

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

3 months ago

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

3 months ago

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

3 months ago

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

3 months ago

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

3 months ago

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

3 months ago

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

3 months ago

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

3 months ago

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

3 months ago