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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.
At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.
Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.
I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.
I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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1 month ago
Share →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Commentary:
"Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"
1 month ago
Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Commentary:
"Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Commentary:
"Promises made after a night of regrets and headaches! 🍻😅 #JustOneMoreTime #TheStruggleIsReal"
3 months ago
Share →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄
3 months ago
Share →: I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Commentary:
"Come on over and let's be antisocial together! 📱😂 Who needs face-to-face conversations when we've got phone screens to keep us company, am I right? #ModernGathering"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Commentary:
"Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"
3 months ago
Share →: Later is the best time to do anything.

Commentary:
"Later is the best time to do anything…said every procrastinator ever! 🕰️⏳ Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, right? Just remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets to sleep in! 😜 #ProcrastinationNation"
4 months ago
Share →: Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Commentary:
"Your twenties are like playing a game where you spend all your energy collecting Monopoly money only to realize you'd rather be playing Candy Land 🎲🍭 #AdultingFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's laying down the law with some 'Golden Rule' vibes! 😂 Watch out, folks – pick your battles wisely, or you might just end up on the receiving end of karma! 🤷‍♂️ #TreatOthersAsYouWantToBeTreated"
5 months ago
Share →: The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Commentary:
"Life is a crazy rollercoaster ride, and sometimes we have to embrace the madness to truly experience its full flavor! 🎢🤪 Let's dive headfirst into the chaos and make some unforgettable memories along the way! 🌪️😜"