105 Funny mood quotes

• “Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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  4 weeks ago

  anger, angry, bait, before, frustration, humor, i, me, mood, rage, rage bait, reaction, read, works

• I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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  4 weeks ago

  behavior, breakfast, humor, hunger, i, know, mood, morning

• It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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  4 weeks ago

  comfort, easy, feed, happiness, happy, keep, me, mood, summer, sunshine, warm, warmth, weather, winter

• (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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  4 weeks ago

  coping, depressed, depression, doing, emotional, emotional state, ever, good, guy, health, humor, mental, mental health, met, mood, most, pretty, self-deprecation, state

• I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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  4 weeks ago

  actually, argument, arguments, around, conversation, dialogue, full, funny thought, having, head, i, inner, inner dialogue, mad, me, mood, said, someone, something, thought, walk

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• “Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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  attitude, evil, getting, God, humor, just, mood, period, sarcasm

• I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, being, confusion, emotion, feeling, feels, frustration, hate, i, mood, nothing, right, where, wrong

• I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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  bad, being, coping, coping mechanism, emotion, health, humor, joke, jokes, later, making, mechanism, mental, mental health, mood, sad, sadness, self-awareness, situation, three

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