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Funny nice quotes poke fun at the awkward, overly polite, or “too nice for their own good” moments we all know too well! 😂😇 Whether it’s smiling through rage, saying “no worries” when you’re actually fuming, or being “nice” just to avoid conflict, these quotes remind us that being nice can be a full-time comedy act. Because sometimes, nice people are just *very* polite comedians! 😆🎭🤝

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Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I think my type is a nice person.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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