74 Funny nice quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

  Commentary:
  "When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? 🦋😈 #ButterflyMafia"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

  Commentary:
  "Why pay for therapy when you can have a Grammy-winning performance in traffic? 🚗🎤🎶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

  Commentary:
  When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to be nice is like trying to catch a butterfly – you're just one annoying person away from turning into a fire-breathing dragon! 🦋🔥 #NiceButNotThatNice"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least he mastered the art of being a 'phone-y' criminal! 🤣📞 Behind bars but sweet on the line, quite the recipe for a modern romance novel. #SweetTalker #PrisonCharm 😏"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁‍♀️ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁‍♀️🍟"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

  Commentary:
  "Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind"

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