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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Making waves on Reddit:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Trending via Messenger:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Live now on X:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Seen just now on Reddit:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Trending via WhatsApp:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

109 Funny nice quotes

Funny nice quotes poke fun at the awkward, overly polite, or “too nice for their own good” moments we all know too well! 😂😇 Whether it’s smiling through rage, saying “no worries” when you’re actually fuming, or being “nice” just to avoid conflict, these quotes remind us that being nice can be a full-time comedy act. Because sometimes, nice people are just *very* polite comedians! 😆🎭🤝

New funny nice quotes 👇

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

4 weeks ago

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I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

4 weeks ago

1-bedroom, 1-bedroom apartment, apartment, born, desire, humor, i, irony, money, nice, wealth, wish
If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

4 weeks ago

broke, childbirth, customer, customer service, emergency, fault, humor, last, last minute, minute, nice, pregnancy, procrastination, retail, retail worker, service, shop, shopping, water, week, worker
(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

4 weeks ago

exercise, FitBit, fitness, getting, getting lost, got, humor, labyrinth, lost, nice, steps, walking
A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

4 weeks ago

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Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

4 weeks ago

admit, appearance, attraction, dating, dress, dude, fashion, fine, Funny, girl, girls, humor, medium, nice, style, super, ugly
Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

4 weeks ago

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

4 weeks ago

appearance, behavior, clothes, dog, funny observation, home, homeless, humor, knows, leaving, nice, observation, only, pet, pet behavior, put
If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

4 weeks ago

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

4 weeks ago

discontent, enjoying, future, future husband, humor, husband, jealousy, marriage, nice, relationship, seeds, summer, wife

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98 shares on Snapchat this month:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

65 shares on Discord this month:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

41 shares on Threads this month:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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Source??? Pattern recognition.

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I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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The shitshow must go on.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Just shared via Twitch:

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

Just landed via Messenger:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Spreading quickly via X:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

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