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68 Funny nice quotes

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

1 week ago

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

1 month ago

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

1 month ago

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

1 month ago

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

1 month ago

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

2 months ago

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

2 months ago

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

2 months ago

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

2 months ago

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

2 months ago

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

2 months ago

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

2 months ago

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

3 months ago

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

3 months ago

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

3 months ago

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

3 months ago

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

3 months ago

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

3 months ago

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

3 months ago

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

3 months ago