Funny quotes quick

Funny quick quotes

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

1 month ago

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

3 months ago

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

3 months ago

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

3 months ago

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

3 months ago

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

3 months ago

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

3 months ago

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

3 months ago

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

3 months ago

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

3 months ago