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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ŋ has shared:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Going viral on Slack:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Trending via TikTok:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Going viral on Instagram:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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