91 Funny stupid quotes

Funny stupid quotes highlight the humor in those delightfully silly and absurd moments! 🤪😂 From goofy remarks to downright ridiculous observations, these quotes bring out the laughter in life’s less serious side. Embrace the fun and enjoy a chuckle at the wonderfully silly things people say! 😄🙃

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Commentary:
"When curiosity calls and logic doesn't pick up! 🤔📞😂"

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Commentary:
"Clearly, your TV needs a higher IQ setting! 🤦‍♂️📺😂"

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Commentary:
"Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦‍♂️ #RaisedByDPs"

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Commentary:
Looks like my brain just hit its "stupid" data limit for the week! Time for a brain reboot! 😂🧠🔄

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Looks like the universe is waiting for a collective "Oops" moment before the good stuff rolls in! 😅🤦‍♂️💡 Maybe we need an epic slapstick reboot to remind everyone what smart looks like. Until then, keep your humor tight and your IQ higher! 😜📈

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Commentary:
"I don't always say something stupid. But when I do, I make sure it's a masterpiece of epic proportions like a modern day Shakespearean tragedy… in 280 characters or less. 🤦‍♂️🤪 #WordsmithWoes"

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜"

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Commentary:
"Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of 'Can you believe this?' without saying a word. 🤨👀 It's like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!"

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Oh, the fall of Rome… or maybe just someone forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day? 🌧️☂️ Don't worry, I'm sure there were no ancient emperors slipping on banana peels involved! 😉🍌 #HistoryInALighterVein

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