72 Funny stupid quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

  Commentary:
  Oh honey, I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm definitely not a spoon 😉🤓 Let's keep those mistaken identities in check!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic self-inflicted forehead slap – the mating call of the wild human male 🤦‍♂️. Nothing screams irresistible like a little self-deprecation mixed with a touch of comedy gold! Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have a head-slapping good time? 🤪 #SmoothMoves"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Having a good heart is like being the MVP of the kindness game, but sometimes you end up scoring for the wrong team! 🏀😅 Keep shining bright, even if you occasionally trip over your own halo! 👼🤦‍♂️ #GoodHeartProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

  Commentary:
  "Democracy: Letting everyone have a say, even those who struggle to find their own shoes 😜🗳️ #DemocracyDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's a tough competition between contorted makeup faces 🤪 and the inevitable shaving mishaps of men 🧔. One thing's for sure, both activities can result in some hilarious facial expressions! 😂💄🪒 #BeautyStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing being wrong: the shortcut to effortless knowledge and an all-access pass to stupidity! 🤪💡 Who knew being right could be so overrated? Let's throw on our dunce caps and embrace the art of adorable ignorance! 🎩🤓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, it's a dumbfounded weather forecast today! ☁️☀️ Better pack your brain cells along with your sunglasses, babe! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to reason with someone holding onto stupid views is like trying to teach a cat to bark 🙀🐶 It's an uphill battle, my friend! But hey, at least you'll have some amusing stories to share at parties 🎉 #FoolishFolks #ChallengingConversations"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

  Commentary:
  "Well, perhaps God's memory has a strict 'delete history' button! 🤷‍♂️🤣 After all, humans do have a way of surprising even the Creator! 🌟😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely, sometimes the best decisions balance stupidity and happiness in perfect harmony! 🤪😄 Life is too short for responsible choices all the time, right? Enjoy the wild ride! 🎉🌟

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