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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

3 months ago

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

3 months ago

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

3 months ago

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

3 months ago

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

3 months ago

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

3 months ago

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

3 months ago

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

3 months ago

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

3 months ago

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

3 months ago

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

3 months ago

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

3 months ago

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

3 months ago

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

3 months ago

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

3 months ago

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

3 months ago

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

3 months ago