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5 months ago
Share →: But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a chair could have a case of the Mondays 😆🪑 At least it's job security for the furniture! #LazyChair #LaundryLife"
6 months ago
Share →: A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cleaning service when you have the power of darkness on your side? 🌚✨ Just dim the lights and voilà! Instantly tidy house achieved! 🏡😂 #LifeHacks101"
6 months ago
Share →: Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"
6 months ago
Share →: Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Commentary:
"Friendship is letting your messy side show, because true friends know the chaos behind the facade 😜🧼 #MessyButReal"
6 months ago
Share →: I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Commentary:
"Who needs soap when you have a boyfriend, right? 😆🚿 Apparently, love really is the best cleanser! #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Commentary:
"Who knew doing the dishes could turn into a way more exciting task 🍽️🔫 Some might say this method adds a whole new level of 'dish cleaning' efficiency! 💥😄 #InnovativeHousekeeping"
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of tab hoarding – a survival strategy in the digital age! 🦸‍♂️ Who knew that an overload of Chrome tabs could be essential for our very existence? 🚀 With 200 tabs full of crucial data, you might just hold the key to knowledge that could save the world! 🌎💻 Now, that's what we call multitasking to the extreme! 🤯 #TabTales
6 months ago
Share →: The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Commentary:
"Cleaning spotlight: when you can literally hear your own thoughts bouncing off the walls! 🧹✨ Time to amp up the clutter and restore peace to your ears. 🎶🏡 #EchoesOfCleanliness"
6 months ago
Share →: My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Commentary:
Looks like the kids mastered the art of creating controlled chaos! 🌀🧹 No guest would ever suspect their incredible speed in restoring the house back to its true form – a beautifully messy masterpiece! 🤹‍♂️🎉
6 months ago
Share →: A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Commentary:
"Who knew a sparkling bathroom could be the secret to a well-groomed beard? 💈🚽 Cleanliness is truly the unsung hero of male grooming routines! Just don't blame the beard for clogging the drain 😅 #BathroomMagic"