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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Share →: She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"
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Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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"Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"
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Share →: I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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"BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂"
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Share →: Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"
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Share →: There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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"When life gives you a withered shamrock, make sure you're not trying to make an Irish stew out of it! 🍀➡️😭🍲💔"
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Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
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Share →: Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"
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Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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"Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"
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Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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"When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"
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Share →: Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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Looks like my brain just hit its "stupid" data limit for the week! Time for a brain reboot! 😂🧠🔄

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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