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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.
Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.
Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.
My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Share →: How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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"Raise your hand 🙋‍♀️ if you remember the struggle of burning CDs and waiting for your favorite songs to download on LimeWire 📀💻 Ah, the good ol' days of technological evolution! Anyone else feeling a tad vintage today? 😄🎶 #ThrowbackThursday #TechNostalgia"
5 months ago
Share →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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"Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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Looks like even heaven isn't safe from those pesky app downloads! 😂📱 Maybe there's an eternity of software updates waiting for us on the other side! 🌟 #HeavenlyApps #EternalDownloads
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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Ah, the good ol' days when Facebook was just a humble farmville before it blossomed into a bustling metropolis of cat videos and avocado toast selfies 🌾🚜🐄📱 #FlashbackFriday #SocialMediaGlowUp
5 months ago
Share →: NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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"Looks like NFTs turned into 'Non-Fungible Treacheries'! 😂🎨💸 Sorry pals, apparently friendship wasn't as 'immutable' as the blockchain after all! #NFTs #CryptoScams"
5 months ago
Share →: Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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"Considering launching a true crime podcast! 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Although, my search history might raise a few eyebrows at the FBI… 🕵️‍♂️🔪 #PodcastPrep #SuspiciousSearches"
5 months ago
Share →: How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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"Taking screenshots like it's an Olympic sport, but the gold medal goes to leaving them untouched in the camera roll 📸🤷‍♂️ Who needs a memory when you have a cluttered phone gallery, am I right? 😅 #ScreenshotQueen #MemoryManagementProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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"Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? 🤖👋 #BotBusting"
5 months ago
Share →: One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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"Skill level: Expert Screenshot Saver 📸📸 Expert Screenshot Ignorer 🙈💻 Who needs memories when you have GBs of forgotten screenshots, right? 😂 #ScreenshotQueen#DigitalPackrat"