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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

3 months ago

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

3 months ago

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

3 months ago

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

3 months ago

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

3 months ago

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

3 months ago

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

3 months ago

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

3 months ago

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

3 months ago

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

3 months ago