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4 months ago
Share →: I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Commentary:
"Come on over and let's be antisocial together! 📱😂 Who needs face-to-face conversations when we've got phone screens to keep us company, am I right? #ModernGathering"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Commentary:
"Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"
4 months ago
Share →: Later is the best time to do anything.

Commentary:
"Later is the best time to do anything…said every procrastinator ever! 🕰️⏳ Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, right? Just remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets to sleep in! 😜 #ProcrastinationNation"
6 months ago
Share →: Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Commentary:
"Your twenties are like playing a game where you spend all your energy collecting Monopoly money only to realize you'd rather be playing Candy Land 🎲🍭 #AdultingFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's laying down the law with some 'Golden Rule' vibes! 😂 Watch out, folks – pick your battles wisely, or you might just end up on the receiving end of karma! 🤷‍♂️ #TreatOthersAsYouWantToBeTreated"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Commentary:
"Life is a crazy rollercoaster ride, and sometimes we have to embrace the madness to truly experience its full flavor! 🎢🤪 Let's dive headfirst into the chaos and make some unforgettable memories along the way! 🌪️😜"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Commentary:
"Why put off procrastinating when you could put off putting it off? 🤔😂 Embracing the art of delay is a skill perfected by tomorrow's champions!"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Commentary:
"Who needs mornings when you can start the day at lunchtime? 🌞⏰ Why rush into the chaos when you can ease into it fashionably late? 😏 #MorningsAreOverrated"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Commentary:
Oh, the dreaded "I wanna talk to you about something" moment… 🤨 At that point, you're just hoping it's a heated debate about economics and not a request to help them move furniture! 😂 #FriendshipGoals #EconomyTalks
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Commentary:
"Joining a group chat is like getting a ticket to a chaotic rollercoaster ride 🎢, but leaving two weeks later is like gracefully bowing out of a wild party before the cops show up 🚓. It's all about timing, my friends!"