22 Funny ones quotes

• The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, affectionate, best, cuddle, done, fun, fun activity, humor, intimacy, lighthearted, ones, relationship, where

• Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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  4 weeks ago

  attraction, confidence, dating, desire, flirtation, humor, i, interest, keep, knees, me, mine, nonchalant, ones, romantic, romantic interest, self-assurance, want

• Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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  4 weeks ago

  coping, coping mechanism, emotional, emotional response, health, humor, lashing, lashing out, loved, loved ones, making, mechanism, mental, mental health, new, ones, relief, resentment, response, stress, stress relief

• Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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  1 month ago

  alike, great, great mind, humor, irony, mind, minds, ones, stupid, stupid mind, think, think alike, unfortunately, wit

• Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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  1 month ago

  anyone, else, good, good person, humor, interaction, just, kindness, old, old person, ones, people, person, show, smile, social, social interaction

• My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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  1 month ago

  alarm, before, best, humor, minutes, morning, nap, ones, rest, right, sleep, three, tired, wake up

• You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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  1 month ago

  comparison, doing, frustration, funny observation, hands, hell, humor, observation, ones, pair, real, regular, scissor, scissors, serious, tool, wonder

• Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

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  1 month ago

  habit, humor, irony, keep, learning, mistake, mistakes, new, old, ones, procrastination, repetition, same, self-awareness, why

• My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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  1 month ago

  chips, diet, drop, eat, eating, floor, i, ones, plan, sometimes

• How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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  1 month ago

  couple, humor, irony, love, married, need, ones, people, relationship, single

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