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- Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.
- Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
- Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.
- I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.
- Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.
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Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"βthe mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! ππ± Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." π Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can waitβyour car might need a break too! πβ¨ -
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"Well, at least he mastered the art of being a 'phone-y' criminal! π€£π Behind bars but sweet on the line, quite the recipe for a modern romance novel. #SweetTalker #PrisonCharm π" -
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π± "I'm officially at the age where I'm not upgrading my phone until it stops working." Well, who needs the latest tech when you have a smartphone that's practically an antique? Embrace the retro vibes and let that ancient relic keep you texting like a time traveler! π°οΈ #OldSchoolIsCool -
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"Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? π±π° Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! π€£π #UpsideDownInvesting" -
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Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! βπ± Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? π -
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Ah, the incredible superpower of women's intuition – capable of unlocking the mysteries of the universe, one dream and suspicion at a time! π΅οΈββοΈπ It's like having a built-in CIA agent in your head, on a mission to expose any potential hanky-panky! ππ After all, who needs to check a phone when you have a direct line to the cosmic truth hotline?! ππ Remember, never underestimate the -
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"Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? ππ #UglyButSavingBatteryLife" -
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"Who needs love when you have notifications? ππ± Keep refreshing, darling, maybe this time someone other than the spam bots will show you some affection! π #PhoneAddict" -
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- My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
- Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.
- Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.
- I donβt have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?
- Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. Iβm not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.
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