271 Funny phone quotes

• I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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  1 month ago

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• The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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  1 month ago

  benevolent, computer, evil, humor, less, most, phone, screen, technology, TV

• Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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  1 month ago

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• Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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  1 month ago

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• Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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  1 month ago

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• Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, bank, buyer, call, confirm, department, fraud, having, humor, little, moment, over, past, phone, phone call, purchase, self-examination, treat, truly

• Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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  2 months ago

  8, America, being, capitalism, coffee, consumerism, contradiction, failed, irony, kid, media, only, oppression, phone, post, shoe, social, social media, wealth, wear

• Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, bothering, call, customer, customer service, hang, hang up, hold, hold music, music, phone, phone call, purpose, quality, repetition, repetitive, service, sound, sound quality, stop

• Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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  2 months ago

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• Easy there, unsaved number.

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  2 months ago

  casual, casual conversation, communication, conversation, easy, humor, number, phone, texting, unsaved, unsaved number

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