76 Funny saying quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

  Commentary:
  "Lasagna stays loyal and cheesy through thick and thin! 🍝💔 No wonder it's the ultimate comfort food, always there for you when pasta-bilities seem endless! 😂👌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

  Commentary:
  "Life comes at you fast, one minute you're the life of the party, the next you're admiring architecture like a seasoned historian. 🏛️😄 Embrace the journey from wild and carefree to mature and cultured – it's all part of the hilarious ride called adulthood! 🎉👵"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social niceties when you can just cut to the chase and declare your exit strategy like a boss? 🏃‍♂️💨 'I wanna go home now' – the ultimate mic drop line for any hang-out session! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

  Commentary:
  "New Year's resolution: be more proactive in friendships or just blame it on laziness like a pro. 😅💤 #FriendshipGoals #LazyButLoyal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

  Commentary:
  Oh yeah, real life…that place where the WiFi is weak, the coffee is cold, and the sun is trying to kill you 🌞🙅‍♂️ Who needs that when you can scroll through endless cat videos in the comfort of your pajamas? 😂🐱 #LivingForTheMemes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

  Commentary:
  "Well, my facial expressions tend to spill the tea without even trying! 🤭☕️ Sorry not sorry for being a human lie detector! 😉 #RestingSavageFace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

  Commentary:
  "👶✈️ Buckle up, little ones! 🍼✨ Looks like those twin babies are ready for takeoff with your gourmet airplane meals! 😂✈️ Just make sure they don't request a snack trolley next. 🛒🍭 #FuturePilots #MileHighSnackClub"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, I see we've entered the 'telepathy' phase of our conversation! 🤔💭 Don't worry, I'll start working on my mind-reading skills right away. Just give me a sec to find my crystal ball 🔮😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

  Commentary:
  💌💔 Don't just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There's a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

  Commentary:
  "Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"

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