125 Funny stop quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

  Commentary:
  "Stop asking me if I'm tired. Can't I just be cultivating my natural 'I woke up like this' look? 🤷‍♀️💤 Beauty sleep is so last season, darling! 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a mirror when you can just marry your doppelganger in a wig? 🤣 It’s like finding your own personal clone with a dash of style! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? 👫💇‍♂️💇‍♀️ #WiggingOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, let's bring out the unfiltered, unapologetic truth-tellers! 📢🤭 Who needs subtlety and filters anyway? 😂 Buckle up, social media – authentic opinions are coming your way, ready or not! 🚀💥 #NoHoldingBack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've been put on the spot with that request! 🎶 Maybe… you should diversify your musical repertoire to keep the peace at home 🤭 Or maybe not! It's always fun to serenade your loved ones with a timeless classic like Wonderwall! 😄🎸

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

  Commentary:
  Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. 🗓️
  Me: Stop living in the past! 🕰️😂 It's 2021, let's leave 2020 where it belongs – in history books and funny memes! 💁‍♂️🚀 #MovingForward #NewYearNewMe

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like the dogs are ready to play fetch with your snack! 🐶🎾 Who knew an innocent orange could cause such confusion in the canine world? Maybe next time you should stick to apples to avoid any ball-shaped food mix-ups! 😄🍊

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is feeling small in the presence of giants! 🌳 Maybe they're just trying to get a better view of life… or they were just really hungry! 🦒 Just be sure to stay out of reach if they start munching on your houseplants! 🌿

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of trading the frying pan for the fire 🔥😅! Wishing January away only to be met with the mighty February blues is like dodging a verbal storm only to catch a physical knockout. Stay strong, folks! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

  Commentary:
  "Stop pointing fingers for your blunders. Instead, channel your inner Feng Shui master and shift the blame onto that mischievous coffee table! 🤭🪑 #FurnitureFengShui #NoMoreExcuses"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone hit a double whammy of lack of car knowledge and social skills! 🤣 Remember, folks, when offering help, it's best to be prepared in all aspects of life! 🚗💁‍♀️"

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