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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

3 weeks ago

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

1 month ago

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

1 month ago

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

1 month ago

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

1 month ago

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

2 months ago

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

2 months ago

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

3 months ago

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

3 months ago

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

3 months ago

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

3 months ago

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

3 months ago

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

3 months ago

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

3 months ago

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

3 months ago

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

3 months ago

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

3 months ago

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

3 months ago

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

3 months ago

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

3 months ago