75 Funny stuff quotes

• “Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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  2 weeks ago

  20, frustration, full-time, got, hours, humor, man, management, max, ridiculous, should, stuff, time, time management, work, work hours, workload

• One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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  3 weeks ago

  casual, casual conversation, conversation, drink, humor, kettle, let, main, me, phrase, put, reasons, say, stuff, tea

• Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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  1 month ago

  am, doing, done, going, humor, i, just, keep, literally, motivation, obsession, productivity, self-improvement, stuff, unfortunately, woman

• Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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  1 month ago

  activity, dream, dreams, empty, empty house, football, house, indoor, indoor activity, leisure, rain, relaxation, stuff, television, TV

• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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  1 month ago

  customer, customer service, drive-thru, error, fast, fast food, food, food error, McDonald’s, needs, order, service, stuff, trade, trade-in, window, wrong, wrong order

• Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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  1 month ago

  chip, chips, classic, classic combo, Coca Cola, combo, funny observation, guy, just, knows, lay’s, Lay’s chip, observation, seen, snack, stuff, yellow

• Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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  1 month ago

  apology, being, being right, correct, correctness, humor, i, right, said, sarcasm, sorry, stuff

• Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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  1 month ago

  bite, foot, government, humor, kind, know, literally, mosquito, mosquito bite, pleasure, scratching, secret, sensation, stuff, want

• Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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  1 month ago

  adventure, alive, back, crazy, ever, experience, life, life experience, memory, nostalgia, reflection, still, stuff, survival, think, wonder, younger, youth

• You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, breakup, humor, relationship, stuff, throw, throwing, window, woman, women

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