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39 Funny stuff quotes

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025