47 Funny stuff quotes

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  5 days ago

  View →: I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.
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  5 days ago

  View →: Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?
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  1 week ago

  View →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.
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  1 month ago

  View →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.
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  2 months ago

  View →: It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.
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  3 months ago

  View →: So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.
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  3 months ago

  View →: This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.
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  5 months ago

  View →: On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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