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Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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