79 Funny stuff quotes

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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  2 hours ago

  alone, alone time, childhood, childhood memory, ever, girl, hanging, i, introvert, late, late night, little, loved, memory, myself, night, night owl, owl, personal, personal time, reflection, self, self-reflection, staying, stuff, things, thinking, time

• Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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  4 hours ago

  derivative, disappointed, disappointment, dream, just, last, nights, obvious, stuff, symbolism

• Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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  7 hours ago

  always, bubble, clapping, experimental, experimental music, fun, fun sound, laughing, metallic, metallic noise, music, never, noise, noise music, noises, people, scary, scary sound, sound, sounds, stuff, why

• Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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  7 hours ago

  barking, comment, comments, girl, girls, i, interaction, man, media, playful, relationship, social, social media, stuff, want, weird

• Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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  16 hours ago

  adult, delegation, humor, me, procrastination, responsibility, stuff, today, wants

• If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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  17 hours ago

  back, being, break, break up, cool, cool stuff, date, dating, humor, i, lame, lingo, relationship, shit, slang, stuff, taught

• It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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  22 hours ago

  communication, friendship, humor, important, learn, learning, likes, media, popularity, post, self-awareness, social, social media, stuff, stupid, stupidity

• Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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  1 day ago

  anxiety, back, bad, communication, creativity, excuse, head, humor, imagination, making, me, please, start, stuff, text, worry

• Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

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  6 days ago

  freaky, fun, honesty, humor, life, personality, pretend, short, stuff, too

• People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

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  6 days ago

  ago, humor, joke, laughter, media, month, outdated, people, sharing, show, social, social media, stuff, trying, Twitter

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