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"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
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- Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.
- Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.
- How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.
- Waking up has backfired on me so many times.
- That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.
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"9th time’s the charm! 🎯 Who knew mission impossible was just 'mission repetitive'? 🤔😂" -
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"At this rate, my next diploma should be in 'Life Lesson Mastery 101'! 🎓🤣📚" -
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"When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨" -
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"Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋" -
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"Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of 'Guess That Body Signal' with your own anatomy! 🧐💁♀️😂 #GirlProblems" -
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Oh, the nostalgic longing for those spooky nights at the strip club with The Weeknd's eerie tunes 🌙💃🎶! It's like reminiscing about that unique hybrid of chills and thrills you never knew you'd miss so dearly. Who would've thought haunted strip club music could hold such a special place in our hearts? 😂✨ #SpookyStrippers -
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"Who needs a fortune teller when you can predict your financial destiny with this powerful math skill? 🤑💸 Don't worry, you're destined for bigger paydays than just 26 in a year! 🌟 #MoneyMagnet"
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- Going to work has backfired on me so many times.
- I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.
- Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!
- Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.
- We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.
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