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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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Netflix & by yourself.

Making waves on YouTube:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Funny times quotes 😄 are the perfect pick-me-up to lighten any mood and bring a smile to your face! Whether you’re looking for a chuckle on a gloomy day 🌧️ or a giggle to share with friends, these witty gems are sure to tickle your funny bone 😂. Dive into a world of humor and let the laughter roll in! Whether you’re in need of a quick laugh or a bit of comic relief, these gems have got you covered! 🙌✨

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3 days ago
Share →: Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂
3 days ago
Share →: It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Commentary:
Sounds like a review for 2020! 😂📉
4 days ago
Share →: Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Guess we should've brought popcorn for this apocalyptic premiere 🍿😅📉
7 days ago
Share →: Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨
1 week ago
Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Commentary:
Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
1 week ago
Share →: I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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"Driver's license: issued 🚗, sanity: revoked 🎶😂 #DJOnRepeat #SoloJams"
1 week ago
Share →: Cool times create cool guys.

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"Guess I was born in the wrong century then! 😎🕰️"
1 month ago
Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
1 month ago
Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Commentary:
"Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Just landed via YouTube:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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