72 Funny prank quotes

• If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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  2 weeks ago

  air, annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, finger, finger quotation, humor, interaction, introduction, job, job title, little, prank, quotation, sarcasm, social, social interaction, someone, title

• Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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  3 weeks ago

  asked, bar, bartender, give, Google, google review, humor, insane, keep, lowkey, me, method, one-star, place, prank, review, vibe

• Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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  4 weeks ago

  check, Christmas, Christmas dinner, conservative, conservative relative, dinner, experiment, family, family gathering, gathering, Grindr, humor, noise, notification, notification noise, phone, phone ringer, play, prank, relative, ringer, social, social experiment

• I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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  1 month ago

  boss, caught, i, kid, kids, later, me, minutes, office, outside, pot, prank, smoking, smoking pot, workplace

• I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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  1 month ago

  apartment, app, clean, cleaning, coming, dating, dating app, deception, girl, hell, hot, hot girl, humor, i, match, motivation, over, prank, pretending, roommate, tell, Tinder

• Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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  2 months ago

  am, call, cat, conversation, head, hello, household, humor, i, joke, me, phone, phone call, prank, speaking, telemarketer

• You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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  2 months ago

  bunny, bunny ear, ear, ears, gesture, giving, humor, nostalgia, people, photo, photography, photos, prank

• Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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  2 months ago

  career, education, fun, give, humor, irony, job, jobs, joke, people, prank, study

• Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, bathrooms, family, finish, full, home, house, humor, internet, just, life, life tip, patience, prank, someone, tip, turn, waiting, wifi

• Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, hoop, hula, hula hoop, humor, invisible, joke, people, playful, prank, reaction, silly, using, weird, weird behavior

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