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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.
Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.
When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.
You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.
Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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4 hours ago
Share →: Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Commentary:
"Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs"
1 day ago
Share →: My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Commentary:
"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
1 week ago
Share →: Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Commentary:
"When your doctor levels up to a boss battle and you decide to join the team! 😂🧤👨‍⚕️ #DoctorVsPatient"
3 weeks ago
Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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Commentary:
"When your detective career collides with your drama queen side! 🎭🔍 #PlotTwistExpert"
1 month ago
Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Commentary:
“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
1 month ago
Share →: You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Commentary:
"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"
1 month ago
Share →: All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Commentary:
"When dad becomes your partner-in-crime, you know it's gonna be legendary! 🤫😂 #ShhhMomIsWatching"
1 month ago
Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Commentary:
"Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"
1 month ago
Share →: Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Commentary:
"Hope Santa's phone plan covers bailouts! 🎅📞🎄 #DearSanta"

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