57 Funny prank quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

  Commentary:
  Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️‍♂️💨

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  5 days ago

  Share →: So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

  Commentary:
  When life gives you telemarketers, give them a taste of their own menu! 🤣☎️ Press 1 for a good laugh!

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶‍♂️

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

  Commentary:
  Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

  Commentary:
  Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation 😆🙌🔜🚪

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  6 days ago

  Share →: There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

  Commentary:
  Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣

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  6 days ago

  Share →: When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

  Commentary:
  That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

  Commentary:
  Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone finally found the perfect recipe for peace and quiet this Mother's Day! 🔑🚪😂

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