76 Funny prank quotes

• Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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  3 hours ago

  bathroom, cleaning, cockroach, domestic, domestic life, everything, humor, husband, kitchen, life, prank, relationship, thought, today, yesterday

• When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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  18 hours ago

  aid, answer, call, calls, communication, company, every, hearing, hearing aid, humor, i, joke, line, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, prank, question, salesman, stay

• Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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  21 hours ago

  education, fun, give, humor, irony, job, jobs, people, prank, sarcasm, study, unemployment

• I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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  24 hours ago

  humor, i, leave, leg, me, parlor, prank, shaving, tattoo, tattoo parlor, trick

• Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

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  6 days ago

  cryptocurrency, d.c., food, food order, manipulation, market, market manipulation, order, ordering, pizza, Polymarket, prank, pull, rug, rug pull, scam, Washington, Washington D.C.

• I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

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  1 week ago

  humor, i, ice, joke, let, mention, never, people, prank, sarcasm, skate, skating, thin, thin ice, warning

• Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

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  2 weeks ago

  chair, humor, i, invite, leather, leather chair, looking, me, over, peel, peeling, please, prank, warning

• Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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  3 weeks ago

  bed, birthday, forgetfulness, forgetting, hack, humor, life, life hack, marriage, ordinary, prank, relationship, simply, sofa, sofa bed, turn, wife

• If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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  1 month ago

  air, annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, finger, finger quotation, humor, interaction, introduction, job, job title, little, prank, quotation, sarcasm, social, social interaction, someone, title

• Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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  1 month ago

  asked, bar, bartender, give, Google, google review, humor, insane, keep, lowkey, me, method, one-star, place, prank, review, vibe

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