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  • Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

    …

    Commentary:
    “When your detective career collides with your drama queen side! 🎭🔍 #PlotTwistExpert”

  • Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

    Commentary:
    “When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”

  • You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

    Commentary:
    “Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅”

  • All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

    Commentary:
    “When dad becomes your partner-in-crime, you know it’s gonna be legendary! 🤫😂 #ShhhMomIsWatching”

  • May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

    Commentary:
    “Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction”

  • Using my one phone call to call Santa.

    Commentary:
    “Hope Santa’s phone plan covers bailouts! 🎅📞🎄 #DearSanta”

  • April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like your Fool application is still stuck in the ‘under review’ stage 😉🃏 Don’t worry, maybe someone will finally hit that ‘accept’ button 🔜🤪 #AprilFools”

  • I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

    Commentary:
    “Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that’s what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals”

  • If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

    Commentary:
    “Desperate times call for desperate measures! 📱🔥 Just make sure you bring your A-game when crashing that live stream… and maybe a sense of humor too! 😄 Here’s to hoping she finds your bold move endearing! 🕺🏻💥”

  • Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the ultimate prank from beyond the grave! Nothing says ‘rest in peace’ quite like a posthumous text blast. Just imagine all the confusion and amusement that would ensue as friends and family receive heartfelt messages from the great beyond. The deceased might even become known as the ultimate party host, orchestrating one final gathering long after they’ve departed. It’s a brilliant mix of sentiment and humor that’s sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in wonder and appreciation.

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