27 Funny prank quotes

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they're about to climax.

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025