Funny quotes prank

29 Funny prank quotes

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

2 weeks ago

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

4 weeks ago

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

4 weeks ago

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

4 weeks ago

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

4 weeks ago

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

4 weeks ago

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

4 weeks ago

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

4 weeks ago

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

1 month ago

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

2 months ago

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

2 months ago

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

2 months ago

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

2 months ago

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

3 months ago

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

3 months ago

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

3 months ago

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

3 months ago

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

3 months ago

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

3 months ago

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

3 months ago

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

3 months ago

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

3 months ago

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

3 months ago

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

3 months ago

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

3 months ago

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

3 months ago

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

3 months ago

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

3 months ago

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

3 months ago