Funny quotes reaction

52 Funny reaction quotes

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

4 weeks ago

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

1 month ago

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

1 month ago

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

1 month ago

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

1 month ago

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

2 months ago

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

3 months ago

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

3 months ago

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

3 months ago

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

3 months ago

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

3 months ago

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

3 months ago

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

3 months ago

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

3 months ago

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

3 months ago

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

3 months ago

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

3 months ago

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

3 months ago

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

3 months ago

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

3 months ago