54 Funny reaction quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

  Commentary:
  "Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

  Commentary:
  "When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

  Commentary:
  👏👏 The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have felt like a one-man standing ovation auditioning for the role of "Awkward Encourager." Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind and applaud your way through life's uncertainties! 😄👏

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

  Commentary:
  "Next time someone rolls their eyes while you're talking, just remind yourself that they're on a mission to find their lost brain 🧠💭. Don't feel bad, be proud that you're keeping them entertained! 🙄😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone just invented the original form of "drop the mic" moment in history! 💦🛁😄 #OopsieDaisies

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perplexing paradox of modern slang! When 'cray-cray' meets 'vom-vom,' it's a linguistic rollercoaster that might just leave you feeling a bit queasy. So, next time someone drops a 'cray-cray,' be sure to keep your 'vom-vom' at bay!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the vicious cycle of stepping on each other's heels – it seems like a game of footsie gone terribly wrong! Let's just hope they both have good balance or it might turn into a slapstick comedy in the shoe aisle!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

  Commentary:
  When someone asks how you’re doing and you respond with "I’m fine" while your leg is having its own NASCAR race under the table 🦵💨 #SpeedDemon #CantStopWontStop

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of finally reaching that age where the appropriate response to news of pregnancy isn't just panic and confusion 😅👶 Congratulations on reaching this milestone of adulting where feigning excitement becomes a necessary skill! 🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic "exactly" response to utter nonsense – it's the perfect blend of confusion and sass! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Next time someone spouts gibberish, just hit them with a deadpan "exactly" and watch the hilarity unfold. It's like adding a sprinkle of sarcasm to an already bizarre conversation! 😄👏

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