16 Funny seconds quotes — Wordgag ツ

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

1 month ago1 month ago

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

3 months ago3 months ago

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

3 months ago3 months ago

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

4 months ago4 months ago

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Mar 13, 2025Mar 13, 2025

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Jan 27, 2025

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Jan 26, 2025

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Jan 26, 2025

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Jan 26, 2025

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Jan 25, 2025

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Jan 24, 2025

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Jan 24, 2025

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Jan 24, 2025

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Jan 23, 2025

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Jan 23, 2025