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6 months ago
Share →: Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Commentary:
"Hydration goals: Achieved with Carbo-loading tactics! 💧🍞 Stay fueled and watered, folks! 😄 #hydration #carbsfordays"
6 months ago
Share →: Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Commentary:
"Looks like some folks have found the perfect relationship – with their toilet 🚽😂 Who needs love when you have comfort and peace in the bathroom, am I right? 💔 #ToiletGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's better to be delightfully crazy than to end up in the dullsville of sanity! 🤪 Embrace your inner weirdness to avoid the risk of becoming a boring potato! 🥔 Stay fabulously mad, my friend! 💫"
6 months ago
Share →: Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic parental strategy of letting your kids marinate in confusion and cornstalks a bit longer. 🌽😂 Nothing builds character like a good old corn maze adventure! Just don't forget to pack some snacks and a map (or GPS… just saying)! 🗺️ #LostAndFoundInACornMaze"
6 months ago
Share →: Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Commentary:
"Remember, money can make people do crazy things, like murder! 💸💀 So, if you want to avoid any drama and stay safe, just stay broke and enjoy the simple things in life! 🤑🚫 #BrokeButHappy"
6 months ago
Share →: Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Commentary:
"Grandmas swooping in like tech-savvy wizards, ready to reset those mischievous children back to 'factory settings' 🧙‍♀️🔮 Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful household once again! 💫✨ #GrandmaMagic #TechSupportGrandma"
6 months ago
Share →: I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't join the mafia, I need my beauty sleep! 💤 Plus, I hear their late night meetings are to die for! 😂🕴️💼 #SleepFirstCrimeLater"
6 months ago
Share →: I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the vicious cycle of late-night regrets 😅🌙 It's like a sequel that you never asked for, starring you as the protagonist every single night! Here's to hoping for a plot twist where you become an early bird 🐦, or at least invest in more under-eye concealer! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Commentary:
"Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just sip on some blood, am I right? 🧛‍♂️💉 Living the vamp life for the lifestyle perks, not just the eternal youth! #VampireGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep when you can have a good old-fashioned argument instead? 💤🥊 Just remember, bruised egos heal faster than a bad night's rest! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"