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44 Funny us quotes

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren't ready for a spelling bee.

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I hope this email kills us both.

I hope this email kills us both.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025