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Old people be like "no elbows on the table, it's rude" 🧐… and then proceed to drop a racially charged comment like it's some kind of tea party game of bingo 🙄🤷♂️. Oh, the joys of generational quirks and contradictions! #JustOldPeopleThings 🤣
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🛫✨ Welcome to the exclusive airport for seasoned socialites! Here, we promise smooth takeoffs and landings without any turbulence caused by first-time flyers forgetting basic manners. After all, it's all fun and games until someone tries to board the plane before it even arrives! Fly high with finesse at our airport – where the only baggage we allow is the one you check at the counter. 😉✈️ #TravelLikeAPro #NoNewbiesAllowed
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"Agreed! Nothing like getting a free front-row seat to someone's loud conversation about their cat's diet in the middle of a coffee shop 🙉📱Let's start a petition to outlaw public speaker phone use for the greater good of humanity! #SaveOurEars"
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"Attention all public speakerphone users: You have officially been dubbed the designated annoyance in public spaces. 🙄🔊 Remember, a little volume control goes a long way in not becoming a public enemy. 😂 #SpeakerphoneEtiquetteFail"
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"Rule number 1 at a concert: Don't be that person belting out your own remix while blocking everyone's view with your phone! 🤳🎤 Let the professionals handle the tunes – you focus on enjoying the show! 🎶😆"
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Looks like your company's "reply all" game is as strong as a wet noodle in a tornado 🌪️🍝 Don't worry, you're not alone in the struggle of managing email etiquette! Maybe consider hosting a workshop on the delicate art of hitting that "Reply All" button 💌💥
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Oh, absolutely! I can already imagine the title: "Tutorial Tuesday: How to Slay with Sophistication". 💁♀️💄 Let's see those influencers swapping contouring tips for conversational finesse! Who needs a fierce winged eyeliner when you can rock a killer 'please' and 'thank you' combo? 💁♂️✨ #MannersMakeover
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"Oh, 'maybe next time' probably won't make the cut for wedding RSVPs. Lesson learned: RSVP with a clear yay or nay 💌🤷♂️ Next time, try 'I do' or 'I don't' instead! 💍😄"
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"Looks like handshakes are officially canceled in favor of royal greetings! 👑🤝 Better start practicing your bow or kneel down technique, folks! Who needs hand sanitizer when you've got regal manners? 😄🙇♂️"
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Ah, a rebel in polite society, I see! 🎩😏 "I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully" – well, isn't that quite the gentlemanly insult! Clearly, good manners don't stand a chance around you! 🤣🎩🤝 #SassySir