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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

4 weeks ago

Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

2 months ago

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

3 months ago

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

3 months ago

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

3 months ago

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

3 months ago

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

3 months ago

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

3 months ago

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

3 months ago

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

3 months ago

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

3 months ago

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

3 months ago

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

3 months ago

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

3 months ago