31 Funny etiquette quotes

Funny etiquette quotes bring a smile to the rules of manners ๐Ÿงโœจ, mixing wit with wisdom to keep things light and lively ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜„. Whether you’re at a dinner party or just navigating everyday social situations, these playful sayings remind us that etiquette doesnโ€™t have to be stiff or boring ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ˜‰. Get ready to laugh and learn how to mind your Ps and Qs with a twist of humor! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ’ฌ

31 Funny etiquette quotes - Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคซ… next stop, silent coffee shops? โ˜•๐Ÿ“š

31 Funny etiquette quotes - Iโ€™ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is donโ€™t make a face or look around, so people canโ€™t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Iโ€™ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is donโ€™t make a face or look around, so people canโ€™t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ

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31 Funny etiquette quotes - Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didnโ€™t say goodbye to me the day before.

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didnโ€™t say goodbye to me the day before.

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That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“‹๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ

31 Funny etiquette quotes - The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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โ€œGone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“ž Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ˜‚"

31 Funny etiquette quotes - A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒ #AwkwardFrenemies"