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30 Funny etiquette quotes

Funny etiquette quotes bring a smile to the rules of manners 🧐✨, mixing wit with wisdom to keep things light and lively πŸŽ‰πŸ˜„. Whether you’re at a dinner party or just navigating everyday social situations, these playful sayings remind us that etiquette doesn’t have to be stiff or boring πŸ₯‚πŸ˜‰. Get ready to laugh and learn how to mind your Ps and Qs with a twist of humor! πŸŽ­πŸ’¬

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

I love when someone texts β€œhey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can just comment, β€œYou two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Old people be like β€œno elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Posted onFeb 23, 2025Feb 23, 2025

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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