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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Going viral on Twitch:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Making waves on YouTube:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Spotted on Twitch:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Spotted on Messenger:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Funny etiquette quotes bring a smile to the rules of manners 🧐✨, mixing wit with wisdom to keep things light and lively 🎉😄. Whether you’re at a dinner party or just navigating everyday social situations, these playful sayings remind us that etiquette doesn’t have to be stiff or boring 🥂😉. Get ready to laugh and learn how to mind your Ps and Qs with a twist of humor! 🎭💬

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6 days ago
Share →: I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Commentary:
Looks like they've initiated a game of "Guess the Context!" 🤔📱
1 week ago
Share →: Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Commentary:
Avoiding eye contact like I'm in a banana witness protection program 😂🍌🚫👀
1 week ago
Share →: Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Commentary:
Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸‍♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
1 week ago
Share →: You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Commentary:
That third person learned the true meaning of "odd one out" 😅📸
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Commentary:
Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️‍♂️💨
3 weeks ago
Share →: Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Commentary:
Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
3 weeks ago
Share →: Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Commentary:
That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️
4 weeks ago
Share →: The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Commentary:
“Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Commentary:
"Imagine if our phones could just zap people into 'silent mode' in real life! 😂🔇 #DreamOn"
1 month ago
Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Commentary:
"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Seen just now on Threads:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Just shared via WeChat:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Shared recently on Slack:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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