122 Funny mean quotes

• Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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  4 weeks ago

  anything, attitude, cheer, cheering, confidence, humor, insult, me, mean, mockery, people, rivalry, sarcasm, seen, sports

• Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, breakup, comedy, emotional, houston, humor, i, independence, just, love, loved, mean, point, relationships, sarcasm, whitney, Whitney Houston

• Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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  4 weeks ago

  am, call, early, early hour, hour, humor, just, mean, media, morning, phone, posts, privacy, routine, sarcasm, sharing, social, social media, wake, wake up

• When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, communication, hope, humor, i, irony, mean, never, people, sarcasm, say, speechless, stop, talking, witty

• Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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  4 weeks ago

  bed, comfort, Friday, Friday night, hard, humor, i, laying, laziness, mean, night, party, partying, relaxation, self-care, starfish

• Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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  4 weeks ago

  48, 48 hours, care, challenge, deodorant, hours, humor, hygiene, just, mean, personal, personal care, smell

• I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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  4 weeks ago

  business, career, career change, change, half, hogan, Hulk, Hulk Hogan, humor, i, job, job search, looking, mean, motivation, new, relief, ripping, search, shirt, shirt ripping, short, story, stress, stress relief, workplace, workplace humor

• Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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  4 weeks ago

  awful, contrast, dark, dark humor, everything, Friday, going, happy, humor, i, irony, mean, mood, oops, pessimism, positivity, sarcasm, save, world

• The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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  4 weeks ago

  cashier, customer, customer service, day, good, good day, honesty, humor, insincerity, mean, retail, said, sarcasm, service

• Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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  4 weeks ago

  adventure, bad, bad idea, excitement, fun, hell, humor, idea, just, lot, mean, rebellious, risk, spontaneity

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