196 Funny put quotes

• Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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  5 months ago

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• I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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  5 months ago

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• They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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  5 months ago

  childhood, food, humor, just, memory, milkshake, nostalgia, put, used, yard

• I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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  5 months ago

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• I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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  5 months ago

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• Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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  5 months ago

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