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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.
When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”
In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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5 months ago
Share →: Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? 🧐
Me: Yeah, a job! 💼💼 Guess I'll take the position of "Professional Sarcasm Provider"! 😄
5 months ago
Share →: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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🕶️💼 Feeling chic and mysterious? Rocking all black attire can make a bold statement! Just remember, it's all about maintaining that enigmatic aura 👀💬 "Whose funeral is it?" Oh, just keeping my options open… 😂 #FashionablyUndecided #AllBlackEverything
5 months ago
Share →: There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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When you need a polite escape route from awkward conversations but don't want to resort to running away like a startled deer in the woods 🦌😅 Or you could always go with the classic "Wow, that's so crazy, let's talk about literally anything else!" 🤷‍♂️💬
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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Oh, the sweet agony of instant replies – the email version of a dramatic plot twist in a movie! 💌💥 It's like sending a carrier pigeon off to deliver a secret message, only to have it fly back with the response faster than you can say "Wait, let me finish my coffee first!" ☕😂 #EmailEtiquetteDrama
5 months ago
Share →: If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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"Next time someone asks why you're single, just hit 'em with the classic response: 'Got lucky. 🍀💔' Who needs a relationship drama when you've got all the free time and sleep to yourself, am I right? 😄 #LivingMyBestSingleLife"
5 months ago
Share →: When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Commentary:
"Bravo to this wheelie awesome individual! 🎉♿️ Who knew saving the world would come with a seating arrangement requirement? 😂💰 Keep rollin' towards that million, one wheel revolution at a time! 🌟🚲 #WheelchairWisdom"
5 months ago
Share →: Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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"Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome 😄 Oh, the joys of disappearing act – you just couldn't resist missing my dazzling presence! 💁‍♂️✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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"Subject: Re: Meeting Minutes 📝
Message: Great insights, team! 🤔 Ya think? 😂💡 #EmailHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Commentary:
Oh, if only blending in with walls was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist! 🤣🏅 But hey, don't be too jealous of my ghostly glow – it's my superpower! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a tan when you can blind people with your radiance, am I right? 😂 #PaleAndProud
5 months ago
Share →: When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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"Why don't you have kids?" 🧐

"Dingoes." 🤷‍♂️🦘

Because apparently, I'm too busy fending off wild Australian dogs to start a family! 🤣👶 #DingoDefense