Commentary:
Well, well, if pronouns were to define our relationships, we'd be navigating the dictionary to keep up! 🤣🐥 Time to update the vernacular to capture all the sides of life!
Commentary:
"May your pillow forever stay cool, and your enemies forever feel the heat of a warm pillow. 😂🛌 #ColdSideBurn"
Commentary:
"Embrace your inner nutcase and watch life go from 'meh' to 'WHEEEE!' 🤪🎉 Who needs sanity when you can have adventure? Let your crazy flag fly high and the good times will follow! 🚀😜 #CrazyIsTheNewCool"
Commentary:
"Remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side… it's just fertilized differently! 💩🌱😂"
If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.
Commentary:
"Watch out for those meme-criminals! 🕵️♂️💻 Arresting people for jokes? Sounds like a job for the Pun Police! 🚨👮♂️ Remember, humor is not a crime… unless it's dad jokes. Then maybe it should be 🤣 #FreeTheMemes"
Commentary:
"Ah, caffeine – the ultimate 'miracle' drug straight from the heavens! ☕️🙌 No short or long-term negative side effects, just pure energy and questionable life choices. Who needs angels when you've got a good old cup of joe to guide you through the day? 😜☕️ #DivineEnergyBoost"
Commentary:
Oh, the classic battle against time – always winning as it leaves its marks on our faces! ⏳👴🏻 Who needs a clock when your forehead shows the passing hours? Embrace the wrinkles, they are just a reminder that laughter and frowns both contribute to life's story! Just remember to smile, it's nature's Botox! 😄 #TimelessAndWrinkled
Commentary:
🐶😒 "My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Honestly, if side-eyeing was a paying gig, my furball would be living his best life! Maybe I should start charging him rent for all that sassy attitude." 😄 #UnemployedButUnbothered
Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of sleeping positions! 😂 These are the kind of folks who take 'pea brain' quite literally! 🧠💤 #BackSleeperDilemma"
Commentary:
"Watch out world, this year I'm not only reaching for the stars, but also making sure the extraterrestrials have my back 👽🚀 Who knows, maybe they'll invite me for a ride on their spaceship! #TeamAlien"