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21 Funny side quotes

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025