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Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Making waves on WeChat:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Making waves on Twitch:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Shared recently on X:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Shared recently on Instagram:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Going viral on X:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Funny side quotes bring a burst of laughter and wit to brighten your day 😂✨ Whether you need a clever pick-me-up or a cheeky twist on everyday life, these gems deliver smiles and chuckles in just a few words 😜💬 Get ready to share some lighthearted vibes and spread the joy—because everyone loves a good laugh on the funny side! 🎉🤣

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2 days ago
Share →: A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Commentary:
When she's right even when the universe is against you! 🤦‍♂️❤️🔮
3 days ago
Share →: Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Commentary:
Why showcase the "au naturel" version when filtered fabulousness is just a swipe away? 🍦😜 #IceCreamGetsYouIn
4 days ago
Share →: The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans 📚🍫💤
4 days ago
Share →: I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Commentary:
Looks like I could use a GPS with the Force to navigate rush hour! 😂🚦✨
5 days ago
Share →: Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Commentary:
I upload pictures with filters for my online persona; my home is where the unfiltered reality show starts! 📷✨🏠😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Commentary:
Can't blame the Wi-Fi for my brain's 24/7 chatroom! 🤯🗯️😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Commentary:
"Already practicing my 'Take me to your leader' speech! 🤖👽 #TeamAliens"
1 month ago
Share →: Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Commentary:
"Sometimes you gotta let go for that 'sunkissed' perspective! 😎🌊😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Commentary:
"Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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Commentary:
"Oops, my brain hit the 'open world game' button and I got lost in side quests! 🎮🧠🤷‍♂️"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Spotted on Instagram:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Breaking via Messenger:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Just shared via Pinterest:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Spotted on Reddit:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Shared recently on YouTube:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Trending via YouTube:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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