39 Funny side quotes

• It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

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  5 days ago

  battle, battles, civil, civil war, early, early morning, history, humor, me, morning, side, strategy, wake, wake up, war, war strategy, woke

• My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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  6 days ago

  care, chew, dental, dental care, dental plan, guess, humor, i, joke, just, mouth, plan, side

• When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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  6 days ago

  camera, camera zoom, commentary, contact, episode, eye, eye contact, humor, i, marriage, married, office, side, style, The Office, video, video style, want, wedding, wedding video, Zoom

• Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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  6 days ago

  contradiction, fitness, humor, need, pick, runner, side, smoke, smoking

• A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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  7 days ago

  advice, bad, bad time, good, humor, just, listening, none, partner, relationship, sarcasm, side, support, tell, time, times

• Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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  7 days ago

  angle, appearance, best, bring, cream, filter, honesty, house, humor, ice, ice cream, me, media, pictures, selfie, side, social, social media, ugly, ugly side

• The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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  7 days ago

  bed, book, books, chocolate, comfort, empty, humor, liar, night, relationship, side, sleep, snore

• I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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  7 days ago

  advice, dark, dark side, frustration, got, humor, i, Jedi, lot, patience, side, somebody, star, Star Wars, traffic, turned, wars

• Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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  7 days ago

  filter, good, honesty, house, humor, i, look good, me, photo, photos, side, ugly, ugly side, want, yes

• Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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  1 week ago

  always, before, chat, conversation, daydream, even, going, head, humor, i, inner, inner thoughts, internet, introvert, little, mental, mental conversation, mind, self-talk, side, solitude, thoughts

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