24 Funny side quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes you gotta let go for that 'sunkissed' perspective! 😎🌊😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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  Commentary:
  "Oops, my brain hit the 'open world game' button and I got lost in side quests! 🎮🧠🤷‍♂️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

  Commentary:
  "Living in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment 🎭🤔🎶 #NeighborDrama"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, if pronouns were to define our relationships, we'd be navigating the dictionary to keep up! 🤣🐥 Time to update the vernacular to capture all the sides of life!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

  Commentary:
  "May your pillow forever stay cool, and your enemies forever feel the heat of a warm pillow. 😂🛌 #ColdSideBurn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your inner nutcase and watch life go from 'meh' to 'WHEEEE!' 🤪🎉 Who needs sanity when you can have adventure? Let your crazy flag fly high and the good times will follow! 🚀😜 #CrazyIsTheNewCool"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side… it's just fertilized differently! 💩🌱😂"

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