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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

1 month ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

1 month ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

2 months ago

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

3 months ago

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

3 months ago

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

3 months ago

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

3 months ago

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

3 months ago

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

3 months ago

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

3 months ago

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

3 months ago

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

3 months ago

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

3 months ago

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

3 months ago

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

3 months ago

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

3 months ago

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

3 months ago

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

3 months ago

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

3 months ago

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

3 months ago