153 Funny something quotes

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  View →: Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
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  View →: When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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