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45 Funny stay quotes

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
If she says "you are my world" remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025