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6 months ago
Share →: I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of the not-so-subtle villain monologue in disguise! 🦹‍♂️😏 It's like a game of 'Spot the Villain' where the clues are hidden in plain sight. It's all fun and games until you realize you're already in their evil master plan. 🤔😈 Stay alert, folks, you never know who might be spinning a sneaky narrative!"
6 months ago
Share →: I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Commentary:
"Oh, Rumpelstiltskin really knows how to keep his true self under wraps! 🙈 Who knew he had a whole other side hustle going on? 😂 Watch out for those fairy tale characters, they've got some surprising secrets up their sleeves!"
6 months ago
Share →: Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like you phở-cked up! 🍜🤣 Looks like you've been spring rollin' into trouble! 🍤🤪 Next time, try to keep your bánh mì under control! 😆🥖 Keep your spirits high, but your alcohol level low! 🍹😉 #BánhMíMoreCarefulNextTime
6 months ago
Share →: My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Commentary:
Looks like the plot is thickening faster than that sneeze is about to erupt! 🤧 Better tread lightly, otherwise, you might wake the real sleeping beauty! 😴 Keep those tissues handy, a dramatic turn of events is on the horizon! 🤭
6 months ago
Share →: Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Commentary:
"Stephen King's It: where Pennywise acts as the ultimate wingman for childhood friendships that never die 🤡👫 #FriendshipGoals #AdultingDoneRight"
6 months ago
Share →: Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Commentary:
"Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"
6 months ago
Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Commentary:
"Watching Home Alone backwards is a heartwarming tale of a kid with magical healing powers! 🏠💫💼 Just a spoonful of Kevin's kindness helps the 'Sticky Bandits' go down… in a less painful way, of course! 😉 #MovieMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Commentary:
Oops, she got caught in the social media rabbit hole 🕳️📱, and ended up not just window shopping, but car shopping! 🚗 That accidental double-tap probably had Toyota feeling like they're one step closer to making a sale! 😂 #ShoppingGoals #InstaFail
6 months ago
Share →: Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: FBI agents reading through writers' search histories must have quite the rollercoaster of emotions 🕵️‍♂️📚💻. 'Just researching for the next bestseller, we swear!' #AuthorsUnderSurveillance"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Commentary:
"Who needs to run a marathon when you've survived your mom's never-ending stories? 🏃‍♂️💨 Talk about true endurance training! #MomStoriesForTheWin"