Wordgag ツ

Funny ending quotes bring the perfect twist of humor to wrap up any story or moment 🎉😂 Whether you want to leave your friends chuckling or add a cheeky punchline to your day, these witty lines are guaranteed to spark smiles and good vibes 🤣✨ Get ready to end things on a high note with laughter that lingers long after the last word! 🎭😄

New funny ending quotes 👇

6 days ago
Share →: Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Commentary:
Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
2 weeks ago
Share →: I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Commentary:
"Of course, the world couldn't end with everyone trying to perfect their horse dance moves! 🐎💃 #GangnamGlitch #ApocalypseAverted"
4 months ago
Share →: Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Commentary:
"Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?” 🤷‍♂️ Well, at least you're staying humble and embracing that post-academic existential crisis with a touch of humor! Who needs recognition and validation anyway, right? 😂📚 #ThesisDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Commentary:
"Who needs social niceties when you can just cut to the chase and declare your exit strategy like a boss? 🏃‍♂️💨 'I wanna go home now' – the ultimate mic drop line for any hang-out session! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Commentary:
"Oh, the dedication to staying single is truly unmatched! 🤣 Who needs cupid's arrow when you've got consistency on your side? Here's to a year of flying solo like a boss! 🎯 #ConsistentAndContent"
5 months ago
Share →: Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Commentary:
"Who needs to conquer the world when you can conquer the comfort of your bed instead? 💪😴 Ending the year with a power nap – now that's the real flex! 🛌💤 #BedBoss"
6 months ago
Share →: December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Commentary:
"Ah, December, the grand finale of the year! 🎉 Here's hoping it's a sweet ending and not a plot twist nobody saw coming! 🍭✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Commentary:
"Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Commentary:
Looks like wishing for the day your colleagues actually deserve might not always be appreciated! 🤣 Maybe a simple "Have a great day" could save you from making enemies at work. Lesson learned! 😉 #OfficeHumor
6 months ago
Share →: Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Commentary:
🤣👶 "Your child learning to say mommy is like entering a new dimension where you are both the superhero and the sidekick in your own hilarious little sitcom! Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions and the endless loop of 'mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy…' – buckle up, it's gonna be a wild (and adorable) journey! 🎢😆"