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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”
4 weeks ago
Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.
3 months ago
Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.
3 months ago
Show dominance by ending the year in bed.
3 months ago
December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.
3 months ago
I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.
3 months ago
Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.
3 months ago
Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.
3 months ago