15 Funny ending quotes

• Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

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  2 weeks ago

  absolutely, being, confusion, creativity, ending, exactly, having, humor, idea, knowing, means, process, story, writer, writing, writing process

• I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, attention, beginning, ending, humor, i, me, morning, new, new beginning, pay, perspective, resilience, times, world, world ending

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  2 months ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, doing, ending, even, humor, irony, laziness, lot, love, motivation, plans, procrastination, productivity, things, wanting, yay

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  2 months ago

  after, again, back, break, breakup, dating, dying, ending, except, game, health, humor, less, long-term, long-term relationship, partner, relationship, relationship struggle, restart, start, struggle, video, video game

• Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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  2 months ago

  14th, change, cow, culture, emotional, ending, humor, movie, movie quote, over, parody, pop, pop culture, repetition, sarcastic, still, time, Titanic, yelling

• I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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  2 months ago

  2012, culture, end, ending, gangnam, Gangnam Style, gold, humor, i, internet, internet joke, joke, just, meme, pop, pop culture, Psy, reason, satire, saw, say, someone, style, TikTok, turned, world, world ending

• Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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  2 months ago

  academic, ending, humor, i, opinion, paper, procrastination, sarcasm, thesis, think, writing

• Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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  2 months ago

  abrupt, ending, exit, going, hang out, hangout, home, i, normalize, saying, social

• Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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  2 months ago

  consistency, ending, humor, key, relationship, self-reflection, single, year

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