Funny ending quotes

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying 'I wanna go home now' and then going home.

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I haven't given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025