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5 months ago
Share →: Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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Ah yes, the beauty of aging gracefully – from wanting to know it all to just wanting to nap it all 😴🧓🏼 Who needs all the answers when you've got comfy slippers and a good book? 📚👵🏼 #WisdomWithAge
5 months ago
Share →: I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Commentary:
"Teaching life lessons one board game at a time! 🎲💸 Who knew Monopoly could be so educational? 😂 #ParentingWin #MoneyMatters"
5 months ago
Share →: As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Commentary:
Ah, the wisdom that comes with age! 🧓🏼👵🏼 Who would've thought that the grumpy Smurf was the realist among the bunch? 🤔😂 Maybe we should all take a page out of Grouchy Smurf's book and embrace our inner skepticism! 🙅🏻‍♂️💙 #AdultingLikeASmurf
5 months ago
Share →: I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can correct grammar and feel superior for free online? Take that, high prices! 💸💁‍♂️ #GrammarPolice"
5 months ago
Share →: Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Commentary:
"Canadians are so dedicated to gravy, they have a whole separate day just to celebrate it! 🇨🇦🍗 Who needs a specific Thanksgiving day when you can have gravy with a side of turkey any day of the year? 😂 #GravyLoversUnite"
5 months ago
Share →: He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Commentary:
"Being called a cockroach may not sound glamorous, but hey, those critters are known for surviving just about anything! 🪳💪 Embrace your inner resilience… and maybe don't invite him to any future barbecues, just to be safe. 🍔😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Commentary:
Isn't it strange how one hand is the star performer while the other is just a clueless bystander? 🤔🖐️ "Come on, left hand, it's time to step up your game!" 😂✍️ #HandyQuirks
5 months ago
Share →: Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old battle of the closet space! 🧥👗 Sounds like marriage is all about compromise…and finding creative storage solutions in cargo pockets! 🤣🙈 #MarriageStruggles"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that in Ancient Rome, men used to carry their personal belongings in a small pouch called a 'loculus', which was usually worn on the left side? 🕰️👛
5 months ago
Share →: Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Commentary:
"Let's all push for a world where 'better you than me' becomes the ultimate compassion phrase for chronic complainers. 🙃 It's the polite way of saying 'I don't have time for your drama, but thanks for the entertainment!' 😂 #NormalizeBetterYouThanMe"
5 months ago
Share →: Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Commentary:
"Seriously, chefs must think they're in a vegetable race or something! 🏃‍♂️ Slow down, Chef Speedy Gonzalez! Enjoy the onion-chopping journey, don't just sprint to the finish line! ⏳😄 #ChopChill"