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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

2 months ago

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

3 months ago

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

3 months ago

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

3 months ago

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

3 months ago

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

3 months ago

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

3 months ago

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

3 months ago

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

3 months ago

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

3 months ago

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

3 months ago

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

3 months ago