23 Funny extra quotes

• The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, aging, commute, drive, driving, extra, hate, home, house, hurry, i, late, making, older, stop, work

• Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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  3 weeks ago

  beverage, chocolate, comfort, comfort food, craving, diagnosis, extra, food, got, hot, hot chocolate, humor, just, marshmallow

• I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, communication, content, done, extra, extra content, humor, i, media, obsession, oh, online, online behavior, second, social, social media, thought, tweet, Tweets, unnecessary

• I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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  2 months ago

  boss, dream, extra, hour, hours, humor, i, invoice, joke, last, management, night, overtime, sleep, time, time management, work

• Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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  2 months ago

  20, am, anything, cancellation, day, excited, excitement, extra, extra time, finding, free, getting, ground, humor, i, joy, life, management, meeting, minutes, penny, small, small joy, someone, time, time management, unexpected, unexpected free time, work, work life

• The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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  2 months ago

  alone, care, everyone, except, extra, humor, just, leave, lesson, life, life lesson, loneliness, matters, nothing, problem, relationship, self-care, selfishness, solitude, special, take, yourself

• I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, age, comfort, convenience, extra, i, little, maturity, okay, paying, payment, spending, understand, where

• Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, appear, clutter, cupboard, extra, humor, kitchen, leave, lid, lids, nowhere, organization, storage, too, Tupperware

• Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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  2 months ago

  decision, employment, existing, extra, hiring, humor, job, management, office, paying, role, salary, staff, staffing, workplace

• It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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  2 months ago

  alike, cravings, diet, exercise, extra, fitness, food, fry, humor, humor quote, me, much, snack, sound

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