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4 weeks ago
Share →: The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️‍♂️🍔"
1 month ago
Share →: The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Commentary:
"When your calendar gets lighter and your mood gets brighter! 🎉📅✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Commentary:
"When your vape starts speaking binary code, you know you’ve entered the Matrix! 💨🤖🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Commentary:
"All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"
3 months ago
Share →: Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Commentary:
"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Commentary:
😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong
5 months ago
Share →: Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Commentary:
🍪🍪🕰️ "Just dove headfirst into the cookie jar of online tracking! Better buckle up for the personalized ad rollercoaster! 🎢🤪#AcceptAllCookiesChallenge"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it's always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Commentary:
"Oh, the sweet symphony of sorry and asphalt serenading each other! 🚗🕳️ Should we call it 'Car-tic' behavior or just 'Pothole-tic' confession?"
5 months ago
Share →: Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready to splurge at Michaels! 💸🎨 Don't worry, Michael better be ready to work overtime today! 🛠️😂"