54 Funny hit quotes

• Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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  6 hours ago

  after, apology, car, driving, ever, hit, humor, personification, pothole

• If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

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  7 hours ago

  aging, beard, beard grooming, facial, facial hair, gray, gray beard, gray hair, grooming, hair, hit, humor, joke, self-care

• Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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  8 hours ago

  August, door, farewell, goodbye, hit, humor, let, month, sarcasm

• My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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  10 hours ago

  challenge, disagree, disagreement, friend, friends, hit, humor, me, said, therapist, try

• Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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  20 hours ago

  alarm, alarm clock, clock, hit, humor, i, life, morning, procrastination, snooze, wish, wishing

• I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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  20 hours ago

  am, distress, happy, hit, humor, i, intended, irony, listening, music, pharrell, Pharrell Williams, smash, song, time, truly, understanding, williams

• Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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  1 day ago

  after, anxiety, asking, communication, hit, i, myself, overthinking, self-doubt, send, social, social anxiety, texting, too, weird, weirdness

• Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

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  5 days ago

  alive, avoid, being, different, existentialism, hit, humor, life, nap, naps, procrastination, sarcasm, sleep, using

• “Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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  1 month ago

  after, better, communication, confession, hit, humor, i, left, media, message, mistake, myself, regret, self-talk, send, social, social media, texting, things, think, unsaid

• If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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  2 months ago

  allegation, allegations, attitude, confidence, enough, fly, gay, gay allegation, hit, humor, identity, joke, never

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