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Funny humorous quotes πŸ˜‚ are the little pick-me-ups we all need to sprinkle some joy into our day! Whether you’re looking for a chuckle or a full-blown laugh 🀣, these witty gems are here to tickle your funny bone. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your own timeline 🌟, they’re the ultimate mood boosters! Dive into the world of laughter and let these clever quips bring a smile to your face 😊.

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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