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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Just landed via Messenger:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Just landed via Snapchat:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

Just landed via X:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Breaking via WeChat:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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Just shared via Twitch:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Just shared via TikTok:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Trending via Instagram:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Making waves on X:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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