132 Funny put quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the classic 'weird mood house arrest' – where fuzzy socks become your best friends and pajamas are the official uniform 🧦🏠 Might as well start a pillow fort and declare yourself the king/queen of the living room while you're at it! 👑 #MoodSwingsGotNothingOnMe"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

  Commentary:
  When teachers put "?" on my work, it's like they're playing a guessing game with me 🤔🧐 I mean, come on, we're all in this confusion together, right? 😂 #StudentStruggles

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that spatula has taken up permanent residence in the drawer, claiming squatter's rights! 🍳🤣 Better call in a mediator to resolve this heated kitchen dispute! 🔥🍴

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

  Commentary:
  Well, if Lynyrd Skynyrd's influence is to blame for all those extra Ys in names, maybe they were just really big fans of alphabet soup! 🍲🤣 Say goodbye to simple names like Bob and Sally, and hello to Brynly and Skyylynn! Just blame it on Lynyrd Skynyrd and rock on! 🎸🤘

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs goodbyes when you can cha-cha away from negativity! 💃🕺 Good riddance, and hello to better vibes! 🤣👋 #DancingMyWayOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew dressing a toddler for the snow was a part-time job with its own delivery schedule? ⏳❄️ Just add it to the list of 'skills required for parenting' along with negotiation tactics and advanced snack hiding techniques! 😂👶 #ToddlerSnowFashionista"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

  Commentary:
  "Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

  Commentary:
  "Praying for a more eco-friendly solution 🙏🚗 Who knew farting could be so productive? 💨😄 #NaturalGas #ProblemSolved"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a wardrobe when you can have a pajama collection for every occasion? 🌟🛌 #PajamaChic #Fashionista"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

  Commentary:
  🍎🍌🍊 "Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a 'fruit stickerer' – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹‍♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it's all about that peel-fection! 🤣"

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