120 Funny rest quotes

• I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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  2 weeks ago

  birthday, celebration, everyone, exhaustion, greeting, happy, humor, i, keep, life, procrastination, rest, sarcasm

• Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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  3 weeks ago

  across, book, brain, character, character name, characters, coming, confusion, every, humor, just, know, name, pronounce, pronunciation, reading, rest, time

• “Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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  2 months ago

  busy, communication, depends, give, humor, information, me, planning, question, relationship, rest, schedule, tomorrow

• My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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  2 months ago

  bartender, business, humor, interaction, me, mind, privacy, rest, social, social interaction, trauma

• I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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  2 months ago

  communication, conversation, etiquette, humor, i, love, media, message, rest, sarcasm, social, social media, solve, someone, texting, texting etiquette, texts

• That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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  2 months ago

  aging, distance, family, humor, making, older, perspective, relationship, rest, sense, start, uncle, wisdom

• Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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  2 months ago

  20s, adulthood, attachment, haunt, humor, life, memory, people, person, relationship, rest, twenty

• I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  2 months ago

  14, animal, baby, cat, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, rest, sleep, want, zero

• That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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  2 months ago

  aging, aunt, distance, dynamics, family, family dynamics, humor, making, older, rest, sense, start, uncle

• Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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  2 months ago

  die, enough, goodnight, humor, know, loyalty, man, men, relationship, rest, sarcasm, woman

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