124 Funny rest quotes

• How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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  4 minutes ago

  doing, doing nothing, downtime, follow, great, humor, laziness, nothing, relaxation, rest

• Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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  1 hour ago

  art, humor, laziness, procrastination, relaxation, rest, tired

• My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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  2 hours ago

  exhaustion, feeling, hobby, humor, rest, sleeping

• 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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  3 hours ago

  90, again, exhaustion, family, humor, just, lie, lie down, parenthood, parenting, parenting struggle, rest, struggle, thinking

• Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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  4 hours ago

  fast, fast food, food, guy, humor, line, McDonald’s, me, order, pretty, rest, restaurant, sure, wait

• “Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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  5 hours ago

  afterlife, death, final, final words, humor, i, irony, rest, tombstone, wake, wake up, want, well, words

• Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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  5 hours ago

  breathing, humor, interrupt, joke, rest, sleep, threat

• I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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  5 hours ago

  days, exhaustion, hours, humor, i, me, rest, sleep, struggle

• My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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  6 hours ago

  habits, humor, insomnia, lifestyle, pattern, rest, sleep, sleep habits, sleeping

• Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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  6 hours ago

  cheering, family, games, kid, kids, parenting, rain, rest, softball, sports, Sunday, team, weekend, winning

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