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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Going viral on Reddit:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Just shared via X:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Making waves on Reddit:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Breaking via TikTok:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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88 Funny rest quotes

Funny rest quotes are here to celebrate the hilarious reality of trying to relax — and somehow still being exhausted! 😂😴 Whether it’s taking a nap that turns into a full night’s sleep, lying down “for just 5 minutes” and waking up in 2043, or needing a break from doing nothing, these quotes remind us that rest can be chaotic… but funny! Because sometimes, even resting is hard work! 😆🛌💤

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24 hours ago
Share →: There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Commentary:
Who knew laundry was a full-time job? I demand a raise! 🧺🤣🌞
4 days ago
Share →: Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Commentary:
Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation
5 days ago
Share →: “You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Commentary:
Being "understanding" is just my crime prevention strategy 😂🚔📜
5 days ago
Share →: Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Commentary:
Ah, the magical land of sleep, where problems get bored and leave! 😴✨😂
6 days ago
Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate long-term relationship goal: professional annoyance specialist 😂❤️
6 days ago
Share →: My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Commentary:
Sounds like her alarm clock is more of a "brace yourself" signal for everyone else! 😅🔔📢
1 week ago
Share →: I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Commentary:
"Agreed! Let’s just skip straight to Friday! 😴➡️🍹 #WeekendGoals"
2 weeks ago
Share →: They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Commentary:
"When you snooze, you lose. But when you nappy, you're snappy! 😴😂 #SleepWins"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Food gives you energy to nap more.

Commentary:
"Finally, a workout plan I can chew on! 🥐💤 #NapOlympics"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to dust off my 'vintage' mixtapes 🎶🤦‍♂️ #FeelingAntique"

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Going viral on Instagram:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Breaking via Slack:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Shared recently on Facebook:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Just shared via Messenger:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Just shared via Facebook:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Just landed via Slack:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Spotted on WeChat:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Trending via TikTok:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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