76 Funny rest quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you yawns, it’s time for a snore-tastic adventure! 😴💤"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

  Commentary:
  "New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

  Commentary:
  "Saturday Night Fever's new remix: a dance between the couch, the tissue box, and a steamy bowl of soup! 🛋️🤧🍜✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep and I have a 'it's complicated' relationship! 😴💔😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes… the art of sleep-thinking! Who needs REM when you can have REMiniscing? 🛌🤔💭😴"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

  Commentary:
  "Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"

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