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3 weeks ago
Share →: Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the meeting agenda I'd actually show up for! 🤣🥿✈️ #MultitaskingMasters"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Commentary:
"Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"
1 month ago
Share →: If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Commentary:
"Patience is key! Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait! 😅🔧⏳"
5 months ago
Share →: I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Commentary:
"Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"
5 months ago
Share →: LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Commentary:
Ah, LinkedIn, the virtual networking jungle gym where your once-a-drinking buddy transforms into a potential job fairy godparent 🧚‍♂️🍸. Here's to hoping that that long-lost connection remembers your name and not just the embarrassing dance moves from that fateful night six years ago! 🕺💼 #NetworkingWoes #JobSearchStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Commentary:
"We know how much you enjoy our delightful elevator music, so we're treating you to six whole days of uninterrupted tunes! 🎵 Don't worry, your call will be answered eventually… we think. 📞😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern bedtime story of scrolling through endless feeds and dodging sleep like it's a pending deadline 📱😴 Who needs sheep when you can count notifications, right? Sweet dreams, may your charger be forever close at hand! 🔌😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Commentary:
When your body is ready to doze off but your brain suddenly becomes a 24/7 idea factory 🤯💭 Good luck trying to count sheep with that much brainpower on overdrive! 😂🐑 #SleeplessInBrain-lanta
5 months ago
Share →: Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Commentary:
📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊"
5 months ago
Share →: I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Commentary:
"Looks like the cicadas are taking the 'screaming for six weeks' challenge to a whole new level 🦗🗣️ Hang in there, folks, we're all in this together – just make sure to avoid molting in public 😅 #CicadaLife"