Funny quotes six

13 Funny six quotes

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

2 months ago

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

3 months ago

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

3 months ago

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

3 months ago

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

3 months ago

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

3 months ago

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

3 months ago

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

3 months ago

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

3 months ago

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

3 months ago

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

3 months ago

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

3 months ago

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

3 months ago