23 Funny six quotes

• “Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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  15 hours ago

  birthday, birthday party, cat, climb, climbing, community, cost, friend, friends, i, inconvenience, myself, party, repeat, six, stairs

• Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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  1 month ago

  absurd, again, apart, Christmas, family, holiday, holiday season, humor, insane, months, people, reunion, season, should, six, socializing, soon, Thanksgiving, timing

• Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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  2 months ago

  activity, five, game, humor, irony, people, risk, roulette, Russian, Russian Roulette, safe, safety, six, statistics

• Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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  2 months ago

  cat, dance, eight, fever, five, fun, humor, just, me, night, pet, pet refusal, quarantine, quarantine fun, refusal, refuses, Saturday, Saturday Night Fever, six, solo, weekend, while, yelling

• I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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  2 months ago

  course, delay, humor, i, joke, months, procrastination, six, spontaneity

• How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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  2 months ago

  1, 2, 3, ago, bed, bedtime, clean, cleaning, corner, distraction, five, hours, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, procrastination, room, six, something, stare, start, vintage

• I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, aspiration, books, career, dream, dream job, figures, fun, fun activity, got, i, job, leisure, paid, park, reading, relaxation, six, six figures, wish

• Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, discussing, favorite, friendship, girl, girl humor, girl talk, goal, goals, humor, interaction, men, minutes, planning, shoe, six, social, social interaction, talk, talking, trip

• I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cicada, exaggeration, fun, fun activity, humor, i, join, just, nature, scream, six, straight, summer, weeks

• If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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  2 months ago

  every, fix, forgetfulness, hell, humor, man, months, need, patience, procrastination, promise, reliability, remind, repair, six

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