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13 Funny six quotes

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you're pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025