45 Funny stay quotes

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that's the best thing.

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Telling my guitar to "stay tuned".

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When a door closes in life, sometimes it's better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025