66 Funny stay quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  "Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

  Commentary:
  "An air mattress is like saying, 'You're welcome, but don't get too comfy!' 😄🛏️💨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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  Commentary:
  "Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

  Commentary:
  "Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

  Commentary:
  "Living in the past? I still get my mail forwarded there! 😂📬 #PeakRealEstate"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

  Commentary:
  "3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

  Commentary:
  "When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this person takes "being prepared" to a whole new level! 😂💅 Who knew pedicure decisions could impact bedroom fashion? Just imagine the dedication and commitment involved! #FashionAndFunction #ToesOnPoint

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

  Commentary:
  "Bigfoot really understood the importance of social distancing way before it was cool. 🦶🌲 Maybe we should take some notes from the legendary recluse and avoid the drama of human interaction. 😂 #BigfootWisdom"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

  Commentary:
  "Folding laundry is the ultimate paradox – you're putting in all this effort just so you can relax at home… 🤔🧺💫 It's like preparing for a vacation to your couch! #LaundryDayStruggles"

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