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86 Funny stay quotes

Funny stay quotes πŸ˜‚ are the perfect pick-me-up for when you need a good laugh during your staycation or a lazy day at home. Whether you’re stuck indoors 🌧️ or just enjoying some downtime πŸ›‹οΈ, these hilarious one-liners offer a comedic twist to your day, making it impossible not to crack a smile. Embrace the humor and let these witty gems brighten your mood and keep those giggles coming 🀣!

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Posted on4 months ago

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

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