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11 Funny gone quotes

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that's the best thing.

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
So why is it that when Star Trek 'boldly go where no one has gone before' they always find someone there?

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It's like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025