Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished. Posted on17 hours ago17 hours ago
So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there? Posted on19 hours ago
I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time. Posted on19 hours ago
A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking. Posted on1 day ago
The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years. Posted on2 days ago
The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone. Posted on3 days ago