21 Funny gone quotes — Wordgag ツ

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

1 month ago1 month ago

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

2 months ago2 months ago

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

3 months ago3 months ago

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

3 months ago3 months ago

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

3 months ago3 months ago

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

3 months ago3 months ago

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

3 months ago3 months ago

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Mar 31, 2025Mar 31, 2025

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Jan 28, 2025

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Jan 27, 2025

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Jan 26, 2025Jan 26, 2025

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Jan 26, 2025

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Jan 26, 2025

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Jan 25, 2025

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Jan 25, 2025

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Jan 24, 2025

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Jan 24, 2025