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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.
Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.
The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.
I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.
Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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3 months ago
Share →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Commentary:
Oh, the bright side of modern problems! 🤦‍♂️🔒 Who knew managing light could be this illuminating? 😂 #PasswordProtectedLightbulbs
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Commentary:
"Who needs sports cars when you can get your adrenaline rush from spotting a rare blue-footed booby? 🐦👀 The only speeding this person is doing now is to catch sight of the elusive toucan! 🚗🕊️ #BirdLover #MidlifeBirding"
5 months ago
Share →: When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Commentary:
"When you catch them red-handed and they vanish into thin air like a magician realizing their trick's up 🎩🐰 Poof! And just like that, the disappearing act of the century is complete. Adios, ghosters!"
5 months ago
Share →: Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Commentary:
What a hilarious routine! 🐾🎰 It's like your dog is waiting for the snack jackpot every time. Who knew snack time could feel so much like a high-stakes game show for your fluffy companion? Keep the entertainment going for both of you! 🍪🤣
5 months ago
Share →: Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like those toilets are serving as secret escape routes for some elusive dates! 👀 Maybe they've been lured away by the call of the wild…or maybe they just got lost in the maze of toilet stalls? 🚽💨 Dates disappearing into thin air at the restaurant? Time to investigate or start serving a GPS service with the meals! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️
5 months ago
Share →: So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Commentary:
"Maybe the real final frontier is politely knocking before you boldly go! 🖖🚀😄 #SpaceEtiquette"
5 months ago
Share →: I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Commentary:
"Looks like Fido is living that thug life while getting pampered at the groomer! 🐶🕶️ Who knew he had street cred to go along with those fresh trims? Watch out, Snoop Dogg, there's a new canine gangster in town! 🐾💥"
5 months ago
Share →: A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Commentary:
🔦💡 When someone flips the light on without asking, it's like a surprise party you didn't want to attend! A thousand curses to the light-switch bandits out there – may they forever stumble in the dark when searching for their missing socks! 😂🔆
5 months ago
Share →: Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Commentary:
"Looks like those winter layers have melted away just in time for spring… to reveal some fresh spring rolls! 🌸🍣 Who needs abs when you can have delicious rolls instead? 😂 #SpringBodyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Commentary:
"Looks like cannons finally got the memo about 'peace and love' 🕊️💥. Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren't moving 🤷‍♂️🎯. Either way, RIP to the good ol' days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly 'shot' down 🤣🔫."