133 Funny here quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

  Commentary:
  "When you're equal-opportunity offensive! 😂🚀 #SharingTheChaos"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

  Commentary:
  "When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

  Commentary:
  "Running low on filters and raw-dogging life like it's a new adventure! 😜📸✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome aboard the rollercoaster to chaos! 🎢 Hold onto your snacks, it's going to be a hilarious ride! 😂🙌"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

  Commentary:
  When punctuality takes a backseat to personal flair 🚦😎—because who needs a schedule when you’ve got style? 😂⏰ #LateAndLovingIt

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

  Commentary:
  🚗💡 "Some of you are driving like your turn signal's on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they're not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic transition from being cool to becoming an expert in complaining about noise levels! 🕺🤐 It's like a rite of passage into adulting where our ability to enjoy a loud party is overshadowed by our desire for peace and quiet. 🎉🔇 Who knew that one day our idea of fun would involve searching for the elusive "mute" button in real life? 🤪🔊 #AdultingIssues

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